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milliways_bar2018-05-31 01:39 am
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Emcee, awake in the wee hours of the night, is feeling a bit bored and frivolous.
So, he sits at the bar with a glass of gin, a mirror, and a catalogue of fashion sunglasses. Each time he comes across a pair that he likes, he asks the Bar for it so he can try them on, even taking selfies with his smartphone to see how he looks in photos with them.
It's an utterly vain way to pass the time. But whatever.
Eventually he collects a small pile of favorites, but can't decide which one to keep.
So, he sits at the bar with a glass of gin, a mirror, and a catalogue of fashion sunglasses. Each time he comes across a pair that he likes, he asks the Bar for it so he can try them on, even taking selfies with his smartphone to see how he looks in photos with them.
It's an utterly vain way to pass the time. But whatever.
Eventually he collects a small pile of favorites, but can't decide which one to keep.
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He puts his helmet down on the bar and asks for a bottle of water. He drinks most of it in one go, grinning at Emcee. He nods at a particularly sparkly pair. "They suit you."
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"Not too ostentatious?"
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"I'm not sure what look I want-- something different, but not boring..."
He puts on another pair of shades and turns to Jay. "What do you think of these, darling?"
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"Bond-? Oh, wait, I know that reference, James Bond, the spy! You think I look like I could take him on?" he laughs, voguing in the mirror.
"Oh, I like this game. Here, what about this pair?"
He switches the villain glasses for pink gold rims and puckers his lips at him.
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Jay leans back to get a better view of the overall look. "Playful stranger at a holiday resort. Someone who befriends and tempts unhappily married people away from the pool and into the shade of the cabana bar."
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After turning his head this way and that, he agrees with another giggle. "Spot on, darling. I like the sound of being a 'holiday temptation.'"
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"Add a Hawaiian print shirt and I can see it ending with both both sides of the marriage ending up in your bed. Running into each other as one sneaks in and the other sneaks out."
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"That sounds like the premise of a delightful screwball comedy. Emphasis on the screw. Funnily enough, I actually have been caught between marrieds, but very few of them wanted to share."
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"Be careful, darling," he says, laying a hand over his heart. "You'll need to come back and help me finish my own business, too."
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"Darling, you should know by now that I would still take you at your smelliest."
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"Besides, I haven't seen the inside of your room in a while. Or your pants."
Emcee turns to ask the Bar to keep his stash of sunglasses for later.
"Shall we?"
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