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David walks in, a large, leather-bound copy of Paradise Lost in his hands. He takes a look around, obviously hoping to see someone, before sighing tiredly and settling down by the couches to read.
[ooc: another Loki-trick for David, but wander over into the fun and watch me flail. Loki's not the only one hoping he gets it right...]
[ooc: another Loki-trick for David, but wander over into the fun and watch me flail. Loki's not the only one hoping he gets it right...]
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"Hello, love. What brings you round this morning?"
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"Gil needed to go back to work, and there's only that many walks I can talk, and there is always pleasure to be had in your company, David, be it magic, kisses, or whatever."
Let's no longer mention the times when there was less than pleasure between them.
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"Well, I'm glad to hear that, certainly. So which would you prefer: magic or kisses or whatever?"
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"Why not both, or perhaps first one, and then the other - a rune, a kiss, a rune, a kiss," Asar-Suti grins.
"Where were we when Loki turned up and you had to spalsh him with water - I think I was going to borrow a grimoire and let you try any random rune out of it to see if you can do it?"
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"Certainly sounds like a plan. But no helping. I want to get it right myself."
He laughs.
"Which is funny since I can't even remember where we ended. Wait...oh, yes, Loki showed me lightning right after you left."
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It is not, strictly speaking, his own. Pinching other people's stuff by magic is not exactly done, but Asar-Suti doesn't have so many of them. He just called for a random grimoire from somewhere in the building, no idea whose this one might be, la la la...
He checks to make sure it's not the deathspell one, and then randomly opens it on a page somewhere in the middle.
It is a growth rune.
For that, you have to have something that can grow, and, avoiding all crude jokes, Asar-Suti conjures a flower pot with a very small and rickety ficus benjamini in it.
"Try that one," he says, tipping his finger on the rune.
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David laughs and pushes one aside before grinning at Asar-Suti.
"Little too much?"
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"Yes - that was very generous. We now have a rather large ficus benjamini that will doubtlessly grace the bar - I'll put it where the Christmans tree used to be, later."
He leans over and kisses David's cheek. "Very generous, you are, always..." he whispers, then turns his attention back to the grimoire, leafing through it.
"Here - see that? It's a copying rune, very advanced. What with all the magic you have, and as quickly as you've been progressing, you might be able to do it - do you think you could copy the book itself?"
A quick squiggle on the page makes the text readable to David.
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He stares at it, frustrated.
"What was wrong that time?"
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Asar-Suti grins at him, encouragingly.
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It fizzles again.
"Okay, what now?"
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Magical problem solving - Asar-Suti likes experimenting with things that don't work, actually. They'll have David and his magic sorted out eventually.
David is Difficult, as a personality - of course it is reflected in his magic.
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"Though I think I've got it now, 'Suti."
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He almost squeals with combined glee and mock-annoyance.
"You're no more David than I am Ilsa!" he decleres, shape-shifting into her to illustrate the point.
"You're Loki, you imp, and you would have been happy to have me on all evening" - and then 'David' has a short luscious blonde plastered all over him, kissing him thoroughly, simply because 'she' can, and ruining reputations can be fun, too...
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Oh, just give the game up, why don't you? Trickster god you are not, 'Suti, for all your forms.
David blinks at Ilsa and then shakes his head. He looks boggled.
"What on earth did you do that for, love?"
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"Awwww, don't you like me like this?" 'she' purrs.
//And actually, this shape is one of my favourite tricks... he quietly adds into Loki's mind.
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"No, because as pretty as I find girls to be, I seem to get into trouble for kissing them, so I'd much prefer you back the way you were."
'Suti, you practically shouted my identity to the entire bar. Just because I revealed the trick to you doesn't mean I want it revealed to everyone.
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And 'David' has a huge, white tiger lying purring iwth its head in his lap. Yes, purring, one giant kitty.
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You know, it's a good thing I like you, 'Suti. Otherwise I might be a bit cross about all this. Distractions are supposed to direct attention AWAY from the trick...
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After doing schmoopy puppy eyes for a second, he sits up and considers the grimoire.
"We need to return it before it is missed," Asar-Suti says, not actually relishing idea of one certain snarky Ihlini sorcerer walking up demanding his stolen book back.
So he draws the copy rune over it so he doesn't have to pinch it again for the real David's next magic lesson, and banishes the original book to exactly and precisely the same position in time and space he got it from.
The 'time' part takes a bit of fiddling, but better be careful.
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"Good idea."
As you wish. Clumsy work though. I prefer not to slip up in the first place. I'll have to show you sometime.
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Yes, well, I do take pride in my work, you know.
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He rubs the tip of his nose against 'David's' and feels a bit strange.
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