ext_84422 ([identity profile] no-prisoner.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2005-02-26 10:01 pm
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Son of Happy Hour

Is Eddie still in a great mood? Why yes he is! He's also behind the bar in an apron.

"Good evening, ladies and gentleman. Welcome to Milliways Happy Hour. Specials tonight on tequila, nonalcoholic drinks and anything with Jagermeister in it."

"Step right up, don't be shy, there's enough booze for everybody."
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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fisshes/ 2005-02-27 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
He downs it. He likes it.

"What's this again?"

[identity profile] no-prisoner.livejournal.com 2005-02-27 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Eddie hums a little tune, then slaps the bar gently. "Tequila."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fisshes/ 2005-02-27 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
"It's nice."

He toys with the glass absently.

[identity profile] no-prisoner.livejournal.com 2005-02-27 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Eyebrow up. "Want another one?"

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fisshes/ 2005-02-27 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
"I had better not. If I end up trying to drink myself to death again, Meg will probably kill me. I could do with some tea, though."

[identity profile] no-prisoner.livejournal.com 2005-02-27 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
"A wise hobbit." Eddie grabs the ever-present millikettle and pours some tea. "I sure hear a lot about this Meg."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fisshes/ 2005-02-27 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
"You haven't met her yet? She knows everybody. I like her. She isn't ridiculously tall."

[identity profile] no-prisoner.livejournal.com 2005-02-27 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Nope, but everybody keeps telling me I should." He gets himself a Coke from under the bar and pops the cap. God willing he won't put Sweet 'n' Low in it. "So how they hangin, Smeagol?"

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fisshes/ 2005-02-27 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
"It's ridiculous. There isn't a decently sized person around here at all. I get a pain in my neck whenever I try and have a conversation with someone.

How is what hanging?"

[identity profile] no-prisoner.livejournal.com 2005-02-27 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
There are some things even Eddie will quail from.

I wish this was one.

"You know, the junk, the bag, the sack, the ol' sperm factory. To translate from jive, how are you doing?"

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_fisshes/ 2005-02-27 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Smeagol stares.

Then he laughs, 'cause hey, they had toilet humor in Middle-earth too.

"I'm better," he says. "Better than before."

[identity profile] no-prisoner.livejournal.com 2005-02-27 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
"That's good. This is a good place to be dead. Not too hot and I doubt they've got tequila in Heaven."
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