Karaoke Time!

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*There is a karaoke machine in the bar. It is very large and very pink.

Therefore, Xander assumes that it must be evil.*

Wow ... didn't know they had an open mike night ...

*He approaches the karaoke machine slowly. It lights up and looks inviting-- as inviting as a possibly-evil-because-of-its-pinkness karaoke machine can be.*

Whoa!

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[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*Xander sings his own, starting to oddly dig the mood lighting. The song ends, the snow stops, and the lights return to normal.*

... You know, I think this machine was placed here by God-- or possibly Satan-- to end my prejudice against karaoke.

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

She laughs at that. "Either which one, that was vastly amusing, sweetie. I think I owe you a drink for this."

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*Xander grins. He thinks he's finally in the mood for alcohol.* Hit me.

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

She laughs, and heads over to the bar, ordering a couple glass of... well, don't ask.

Its amber orange, vaguely fruity flavored, and distilled. Tigersquash moonshine.

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*Xander takes a sip.* Mmm, fruity.

Can I get you anything?

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

She has her own glass, and holds it up with a grin. "Something from home. I won't recommend two in a row, however."

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

Duly noted.

*This stuff is really pretty good.*

So, where are you from? And, uh, when, I guess.

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"The one and only Terror Mountain in Neopia. Nice place to visit, I wouldn't recommend living there. ... No, really."

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

Neopia? Sounds like a nifty travel destination. Although, you know, Terror Mountain ... if you're looking to attract tourists, you might consider renaming it.

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"I get enough blasted tourists and questors with the name as it is, thanks." A faint roll of her eyes.

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*Xander shrugs, sipping on his drink.* Well, you know, there's something about the name "Terror" that kind of implies something important-- if deadly. I bet you get lots of supervillains, too. You in the questing business?

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"... You're actually the second person to ask me about supervillians." Taelia eyes Xander carefully.

"Do I look like much of a villian to you? Really."

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

No, no, of course you're not a supervillain! I just bet that with an address like "Terror Mountain," you get a lot of evil stopping by. Evil door-to-door salesmen, evil telemarketers ...

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"People asking me for insane things... Thankfully, the snowager likes me. I just send all the nuisances over to his cave, and he sends me a thankyou card for deliving dinner."

She beams, and sips her tigersquash moonshine. We did say she wasn't evil, right?

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*Xander swallows an amount of drink rather larger than he intended.*

Well, more effective than getting put on the "Do Not Call" list, right?

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"oh, hell yes." She nods. "A right rather perminant solution, if I do say so myself."

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

If I ever happen to be in the Terror Mountain neighborhood, though, you won't feed me to a monster, right?

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

She blinks, and beams, patting him on the shoulder. "Why? I like you."

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*Xander grins.* Good to know. I prefer not to be snow-monster food, anyway.

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"Snowager." She nods. "A bit of a difference. He lives inside the mountain. Monsters are on the outside. Very big point there."

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

And monsters can eat people, too? You must be pretty popular if questors want to get to you that badly.

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

"Its because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard I made some of the best toys and weapons around." A nod and grin. "Things you can't get anywhere else."

OOC: *dies*

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

*Xander's running out of alcohol.*

Toys? Like a windup monkey with cymbals?

OOC: Say Thankya!

[sn0w-faerie.livejournal.com]

Taelia debates more alcohol.

"Ummmm... sort of. Except mine sort of go 'kaBOOM' after a while. On purpose, of course."

Yes. Not Evil. Really.

Re: OOC: Say Thankya!

[xan-shaped.livejournal.com]

... I'm all for giving people the benefit of the doubt, but are you sure you aren't a supervillain?