Karaoke Time!

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*There is a karaoke machine in the bar. It is very large and very pink.

Therefore, Xander assumes that it must be evil.*

Wow ... didn't know they had an open mike night ...

*He approaches the karaoke machine slowly. It lights up and looks inviting-- as inviting as a possibly-evil-because-of-its-pinkness karaoke machine can be.*

Whoa!

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"Well... you weren't really ever MY user, but..." She smiles awkwardly and opens her arms. "I will be happy to represent the version of me you used. Which of my sisters did you get later?"

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*Xander gives her a brief hug, then backs away. At her question, he looks sheepish.*

Well, truth be told, I switched to an iMac. No hard feelings between you guys, right?

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Wrong thing to say. The sweetness drops from her face, replaced by a stony scowl.

"Traitor! You abandoned the superior OS family for that shameless wench?!"

Her grip on the blue bundle of fabric (which might be recognisably katana-shaped) shifts slightly.

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*Xander jumps back and stumbles into a chair.*

I'm sorry! I really had no idea that it would offend you! Oh, wow, look at the time, I'd really better be moving along ...

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Fortunately, though the OS girls don't quite follow the laws of robotics, 95 can't quite bring herself to harm a user. Instead, she spits onto the floor in front of him.

"Be out of my sight," she snaps, glaring.

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*Xander hastily complies, reflecting that this explains a lot about computers. They ARE capable of hate, after all. If only Willow knew.*