Karaoke Time!

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*There is a karaoke machine in the bar. It is very large and very pink.

Therefore, Xander assumes that it must be evil.*

Wow ... didn't know they had an open mike night ...

*He approaches the karaoke machine slowly. It lights up and looks inviting-- as inviting as a possibly-evil-because-of-its-pinkness karaoke machine can be.*

Whoa!

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*Xander gives her a brief hug, then backs away. At her question, he looks sheepish.*

Well, truth be told, I switched to an iMac. No hard feelings between you guys, right?

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Wrong thing to say. The sweetness drops from her face, replaced by a stony scowl.

"Traitor! You abandoned the superior OS family for that shameless wench?!"

Her grip on the blue bundle of fabric (which might be recognisably katana-shaped) shifts slightly.

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*Xander jumps back and stumbles into a chair.*

I'm sorry! I really had no idea that it would offend you! Oh, wow, look at the time, I'd really better be moving along ...

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Fortunately, though the OS girls don't quite follow the laws of robotics, 95 can't quite bring herself to harm a user. Instead, she spits onto the floor in front of him.

"Be out of my sight," she snaps, glaring.

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*Xander hastily complies, reflecting that this explains a lot about computers. They ARE capable of hate, after all. If only Willow knew.*