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*Meg is in the bar. With coffee. Take that, bar!*

Not in people's heads there's not.

In my head there is.

But we're talking my hypothetical, *Meg points out again,* and my head is limited. Not enough room for three options in a tiny ballerina brain.

Meg, your brain isn't that tiny. You can handle the concept of someone not wanting to wear a tutu.

*Meg looks sad and pathetic and dim.*

Who says?

*Snow fixes her with a Look*

If you couldn't, this discussion would not be happening.

Really? *Meg looks curious.* What would be happening instead?

. . . something relatively sane?

*Meg blinks innocently.* And that's preferable why?

Because it doesn't have the slight potential to result in Bigby wearing a tutu?

- and again, that's preferable why?

Because I don't want Bigby to be in a tutu. Bigby doesn't want to wear a tutu. I doubt most of the bar would want him to be in a tutu, considering how he might react.

- if I can start up a petition to get him in a tutu . . .

*Snow is firm*

No.

But if everyone in the bar signed it -

No.

*Meg looks small and innocent and pleading.*

*dude. You made me pull out her glare icon*

*Wow. Meg feels special.*

No.

*The icon says it all.*

*yanks blindfold off*

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