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*Bernard's still in the bar. You just didn't see him.

He strolls over to the usual table, tequila and lone cigarette in hand.

No, he still hasn't smoked it.*

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Very, very good, lately.

It's a new thing. I'm enjoying it while it lasts.

*Meg grins.* I know the feeling. Calm before the storm, and all. Although hopefully we won't have a storm, so.

Meg.

*He rolls his eyes.*

When is there not a storm?

*Meg grins.* Well, wishful thinking isn't a crime -

*She starts, remembering something.* Oh, by the way, have you got any idea who Mr. Seldom Bucket is?

*A blank look.*

No; why?

Someone - *Meg's mouth twists -* gave me a note to give to him. I figured since you know most of the patrons, you might know.

*She shows it to him.*

*Bernard reads it, then looks up at Meg, perplexed.*

What the fuck?

*Meg makes a face.*

We've got a Phantom in the bar, it looks like. With a severe case of exclamation point diarrhea.

*He blinks, as he doesn't know really much of anything about Meg or her own O.G.*

A phantom? Like... Paul?

Not quite, *Meg explains.* More like someone who goes around in a mask and fancy dress being an evil genius and stalking people.

*This does make sense, to Meg!*

*Bernard blinks.*

...Why?

Because . . . he's an insane evil genius? *Meg hazards.*

Um.

Okay.

Anyways. *Meg sighs and eyes the tab listings.* I got a vague feeling I was supposed to give the note to someone in chargeish. In the absence of a Seldom Bucket, I think that's you.

Well, can't you just give it to Bar to keep until he arrives?

I'm afraid, *Meg says solemnly,* that the excess of AHAHAHAs and exclamation points might do weird things to Bar's inner workings.

*He nods, just as solemnly.*

I'll just keep it on hand, then.

Besides, *Meg adds, with a grin,* it was more fun to see your face.

*In the calm before the storm you can do that kind of thing!*

*He laughs*

How long have you had this?

Only a day or two. *Meg frowns, and adds darkly,* I hope he doesn't try speaking through the plumbing like our Phantom did, is all. That was bloody irritating. I mean, he thought it was all secret, but honestly you could hear it all over the Opera House -

Oh, is that how you know so much?

*Meg grins innocently.* All I'm saying is, if he was trying to keep it secret, he should have just showed up outside her room like a normal stalker.

...Whose room?

Christine - er, my friend. Soprano. Sweet girl, bit dim.

Should we be worried about this Phantom at all?