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Ace wanders back inside, looking rather sober for this hour of the morning, and trailing a thick blanket. The blanket she gives back to Bar, in return for a large mug of cocoa, and retreats to the warmth of the fireside. Mmmmm, cocoa.
Feel free to bug the Ace. She needs bugging.

(ooc: No minors please. R-rated (or increasingly getting there). Boyfriend shows up. You do the math.)

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Poor Ace. She's in shock.
"When you said you were half fairy, you weren't kidding, were you?" Not the most PC statement ever... but she's a mite bit stunned.

(ooc:Pay no mind to the really annoyed student behind the computer. She only wants to kill the counselers a little bit.)

*Tim shakes his...her.... Tims head shakes. Curls bounce.*

Nope, I'm... mostly man?

Ace's eyebrows creep up to seek refuge in her hairline.
"Mostly?" weakly.

*Tim blushes and shifts back male.*

Er, sorry, something i'm working on.

"No, wait, hold on a minute..." Tim, how many times must I warn you not to get her curious? "How does that work?"

*Tim likes a curious Ace. He waggles his fingers.*

Magic.

"Well yeah, I got that." she rolls her eyes at him. "I mean, for someone who went all macho on me because he was horrified about the V-day incident, you seem awful relaxed about being a woman."

*Tim crosses his arms, glaring and digging into the ground.*

S'not like I'm sucking cock or anything.... i just kinda like being pretty sometimes.

"Hey, none of that. You're the one who turned into a woman on me, not the..." she stops, pauses. "Alright, wait a moment while I go make that sentence makes as much sense in the real world as it did in my head."

*Tim grins at her.*

I'll wait.

Slower, she tries again.
"You changed genders on me, boyo. Without warning. I reserve the right to ask questions. And just so you know, I travelled around with a bloke who wore Victorian ruffles and velvet in the 1970's, so I can take different."

*Tim nods along with her.*

Ask away my love.

"Why her? I mean, if it's magic, you can look like anyone, right?" Start off simple, that's the ticket.

*Tim blushes.*

S'what i'd look like female.

Ace gives him a wry look.
"So what, you get to look good in both sexes? That's not fair."

*He shakes his head.*

Only if i take care of myself. Both my parents were skinny and good looking, i guess i get it from them.

"Ah." She pauses, then fires again.
"So, you do that often then?"

Nah...

*Tim shakes his head.*

I laregly do it to fuck with people.

"So that just back there?" There's an expectation for honesty here.

Was supposed to be playful and joking?

*Yup, thats honesty on his face.*

"Alright." She'll trust him on this one. "So who have you pulled it on, besides me?"

*Tim counts.*

First did it for Esk, cause she was needing witches, so i figured i'd go female to show i could do it. Then i did it to freak out Ron, and then to freak out sawyer. including you? 4.

"You freaked out Sawyer and didn't get it on tape? That's a pity." She sighs and shifts slightly to perch on the seat of her chair, to stretch better, obviously.
"So I only have one more question, and you should be honest with me here, Tim. I don't know if I can take it if you're not." She looks down, studies her hands, and then gives him the full-force pitiful Ace stare.
"Do you want me to show you how tampons work, or have you already sorted that out?" And she bolts, laughing, racing for the back door.

*Tim stares, mouth agape, his face a deep red.*
I, uh, I....

*And he chases after he, scowling.*

"Ooooh, you shoulda seen your face, it was a picture..." she howls as she flies through the back door and keeps going, heading for the lake.