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[last_adam]

*Adam enters, and looks around suspiciously for monkeys. Spotting none, he goes up to the bar and orders a pint*

Comments

[last_adam]

*laughs*

Tell me about it.

*moves closer to Paul*

No, really. Tell me about it.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Musicians.

I don't like 'em.

Artists either.

[last_adam]

But you've got to have musicians in a pub, don't you?

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Says who?

[last_adam]

*shrugs*

Most places I know have got them.

Artists, though. They're just weird.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Yeah. They gotta go.

Then all the dogs.

[last_adam]

*frowns*

What do you have against dogs?

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

They don't mind their own business.

[last_adam]

Some dogs are very good at minding their own business.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Then they're okay.

The rest should be put down.

[last_adam]

*eyes Paul warily*

I don't know. Most dogs are pretty harmless.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Sure.

And then they steal your heart. Literally.

[last_adam]

Your heart? I think you might be doing something wrong, then...

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Obviously. That's why you can't let 'im get it.

[last_adam]

*narrows eyes*

You're odd.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

I am what I am.

And that's all that I am.

Who are you?

[last_adam]

Adam.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Biblical.

Paul.

Also biblical.

[last_adam]

*laughs*

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

So whatd'ya do, Biblical?

[last_adam]

I am.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Ain't we all.

Anything else? Anything fun?

[last_adam]

Oh, I do loads of fun things. I hang out with my friends, and I go to the cinema.

*frowns*

I only do fun things.

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

*With distaste*

That's fun?

[last_adam]

Well what do you think is fun?