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milliways_bar2005-04-01 08:13 pm
flybywash) wrote in milliways_bar2005-04-01 08:13 pm
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A pirate walks into a bar.
Sounds like a funny joke, right? It's even funnier if you were paying attention and noticed that right before this pirate walked into the bar, it was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and brown jumpsuit.
Wash doesn't realise anything's amiss until he absently scratches his forehead. He stops. Then both hands are frantically groping at the bandanna tied around his head, and he looks down at himself and gapes at the outfit: boots, sword, vest, frilly shirt and all -- not to mention that his hair's suddenly grown at least a foot and a half. When he gives it a cautious tug, it's affirmed that no, this is not a wig.
"Oh, come on, how is this fair?" he complains to no one in particular. "I can't pull pranks on the ship anymore, but you can pull 'em on me?"
The Bar helpfully adds some earrings and a necklace.
"Gorrammit all to...."
And grumbling in both English and Mandarin, he shuffles toward his booth, costume clinking merrily with each step.
Sounds like a funny joke, right? It's even funnier if you were paying attention and noticed that right before this pirate walked into the bar, it was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and brown jumpsuit.
Wash doesn't realise anything's amiss until he absently scratches his forehead. He stops. Then both hands are frantically groping at the bandanna tied around his head, and he looks down at himself and gapes at the outfit: boots, sword, vest, frilly shirt and all -- not to mention that his hair's suddenly grown at least a foot and a half. When he gives it a cautious tug, it's affirmed that no, this is not a wig.
"Oh, come on, how is this fair?" he complains to no one in particular. "I can't pull pranks on the ship anymore, but you can pull 'em on me?"
The Bar helpfully adds some earrings and a necklace.
"Gorrammit all to...."
And grumbling in both English and Mandarin, he shuffles toward his booth, costume clinking merrily with each step.
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You get used to her sense of humor after a while, I assure you. I guess it's balance for being exceedingly helpful the rest of the time.
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It's rare for her pranks to last more than a day or so. Just long enough for everyone to have a good laugh, and changing them back before it gets too annoying.