Entrance Post

[smart-ewok.livejournal.com]

The door opens, revealing a harried looking Ewok, carrying a box full of odds and ends. He grunts, then closes the door with one of his small furry feet.

Then he wanders around a bit.

Sets the box down. Looks around. Slight freaking out Ewok moment.

Kolot has entered Milliways.

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[forge-fire.livejournal.com]

He turns to the door and smiles as he sees the little fellow. He looks over to him before ordering up another bowl of stew and waving him over. A thought, and then he adds a cup of water beside the stew.

[smart-ewok.livejournal.com]

Kolot looks at the man. He smells food. Food is good, he is rather hungry. Kirney must not feed him enough.

So he picks up his box of stuff and wanders over. "What eat?"

[forge-fire.livejournal.com]

He taps the counter beside the bowl and looks to the Ewok with a warm smile before offering a hand to help him up onto one of the stool.

[smart-ewok.livejournal.com]

Kolot takes the hand and sits comfortably in the high stool, his little Ewok legs swinging.

[forge-fire.livejournal.com]

He nods and starts in on his own stew, pleased enough to have someone to eat with even though he's not much for talk. He does, however, peer into the box of odds and ends that the little creature walked in with.

[smart-ewok.livejournal.com]

Kolot takes the spoon in his furry hand and eats pretty well with it. He stands up on the stool, not getting much taller, and while chewing on some stew, he picks up a blown hyperdrive regulator, and begins to tinker.

[forge-fire.livejournal.com]

He peers over, spoon still in his mouth, as the Ewok starts to tinker with the blown hyperdrive regulator. His expression is curious, but whether he's interested in the item or the little creature's tinkering, is anyone's guess.

[smart-ewok.livejournal.com]

It's broken.

Broken beyond repair. So Kolot gets angry and clunks it against his stool, before throwing it back in the box. He turns to the other guy and says, "Nothing work. Hate repairs."

[forge-fire.livejournal.com]

He holds out his hand, a request to take a look at it.

[undignified]

Wes has a toy Ewok.

It's sitting on the bar next to his glass. Forgotten.

Because he's staring at the real one. Staaaaaring.

[smart-ewok.livejournal.com]

Kolot kicks his box of stuff, wondering where the hell he is. Any help would be appreciated.

Hopefully.

[undignified]

Having decided that he's not hallucinating -- hey, he's not drunk that much today -- Wes grabs his action figure and returns it to his pocket, jumping off the stool and heading towards Kolot.

He stops about a metre away and squints. "...yub yub?"

He couldn't help it.

[smart-ewok.livejournal.com]

Kolot stops. And sighs. And then turns around to look up at the newcomer, and glares at him.

"No yub yub. Kolot hate yub yub!"

[undignified]

Staaare.

"Sithspit, you can talk?!"

Wes tries to cover a grin, but when he takes his hand away, he's still smirking. Just think how I can get Wedge--

And then he narrows his eyes at Kolot. "Wait, you're not some elaborate prank of Wedge's, are you? Some sorta totally unjustified revenge?" A pause. "...Kettch?"

[smart-ewok.livejournal.com]

"Who Wedge? Yes Kolot can talk." And then, "Who Kettch? Kolot is Kolot."


Pffft. Humans.

[undignified]

Humans indeed.

"Wedge is... Wedge is..." But Wes can't really concentrate on explaining that right now, because there is a talking Ewok in front of him. So he grins. "Doesn't matter. Your name's Kolot, huh? Nice. I'm Wes," he adds.

[smart-ewok.livejournal.com]

Kolot nods. "Wes. Janson." He knows aaaall about him.

[hellobugbite]

Hobbie was sitting at a table like any ordinary person having a cup of kaf. Was being the operative word here, because Hobbie is now sprawled out on the floor, having toppled unceremoniously from his chair.

"Wesss," Hobbie moans, "this isn't exactly the time and place for another one of your little pranks. Where's the transmitter? How're you making that thing walk?"

[smart-ewok.livejournal.com]

Kolot tilts his head curiously. "What wrong with human?"

[hellobugbite]

"It talks!" Hobbie sits up and scrabbles away from the Ewok. "Kiffing hell, Wes, this isn't funny. Turn it off. Turn it off!"

[smart-ewok.livejournal.com]

Kolot waddles closer. "Wes? Janson?" He shakes his head. "No like Wes Janson."

Maybe if he said something reassuringly Ewok? "Yub yub?"

[hellobugbite]

Hobbie shrieks. "Turn it off," he wails.

[smart-ewok.livejournal.com]

Kolot jumps back, looking sad. He's never had this affect on humans before. "Human scared of Kolot?"

[hellobugbite]

"You're a toy! A toy of evil and I have no idea how Wes got you walking and talking and I don't think I want to know!" Hobbie is almost gibbering by this point. "You're probably programmed to... to explode. Or somehow ensure that I end up naked."

[smart-ewok.livejournal.com]

Kolot looks nervous, so he picks up the hyperdrive regulator in his box and offers it to Hobbie, not knowing what else to do. "Hyperdrive regulator?"