Entrance Post

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The door opens, revealing a harried looking Ewok, carrying a box full of odds and ends. He grunts, then closes the door with one of his small furry feet.

Then he wanders around a bit.

Sets the box down. Looks around. Slight freaking out Ewok moment.

Kolot has entered Milliways.

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Kolot kicks his box of stuff, wondering where the hell he is. Any help would be appreciated.

Hopefully.

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Having decided that he's not hallucinating -- hey, he's not drunk that much today -- Wes grabs his action figure and returns it to his pocket, jumping off the stool and heading towards Kolot.

He stops about a metre away and squints. "...yub yub?"

He couldn't help it.

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Kolot stops. And sighs. And then turns around to look up at the newcomer, and glares at him.

"No yub yub. Kolot hate yub yub!"

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Staaare.

"Sithspit, you can talk?!"

Wes tries to cover a grin, but when he takes his hand away, he's still smirking. Just think how I can get Wedge--

And then he narrows his eyes at Kolot. "Wait, you're not some elaborate prank of Wedge's, are you? Some sorta totally unjustified revenge?" A pause. "...Kettch?"

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"Who Wedge? Yes Kolot can talk." And then, "Who Kettch? Kolot is Kolot."


Pffft. Humans.

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Humans indeed.

"Wedge is... Wedge is..." But Wes can't really concentrate on explaining that right now, because there is a talking Ewok in front of him. So he grins. "Doesn't matter. Your name's Kolot, huh? Nice. I'm Wes," he adds.

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Kolot nods. "Wes. Janson." He knows aaaall about him.

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"Uh." Wes blinks, then grins again. "Yeah. That's me. My reputation's preceeded me, huh?"

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"Kirney tell horror stories." Kolot pokes him in the shoulder. "You no use Kolot for evil."

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"Horror stories? What kinda person would tell horror stories about me?!" He's trying his best to look indignant. Almost works.

Then he grins. "I wouldn't use you for evil... just pranks!"

Same difference?

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"Kirney does. She worked with you long time--" Kolot stops, clamping a hand over his mouth.

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Wes squints at Kolot. "Don't remember anyone called Kirney. You sure that's her name?"

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Kolot nods. "Yes, her name. You not know her by that name. Kolot say no more!"

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"Oh, someone who changed her name, huh? From Rogue Squadron?" Wes thinks about it for a moment. Which females does he know who've left the squadron? "...Plourr? Elscol?" Or maybe he's from the future. "...Inyri? Come on, little guy, you gotta tell me now."

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"No Rogue." Kolot kicks himself. "No more!"

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Quite a talent Kolot's got there.

Wes shakes his head and crouches down in front of Kolot. "C'mon, it's only fair to tell me who's been spreading such awful tales about me, right?" He grins, though he's still trying to work out who Kolot means.

"Sure, uh, Kirney wouldn't mind you telling me. You can trust me." With a reassuring smile.

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Pfffft. Trust Janson? HAH.

"No. Kirney not want me tell you that she was in Wra--" Stops again.

"Shavit." He mutters.

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...well, indeed.

"Doing a good job of saying what she doesn't want you to, huh?" Wes grins at Kolot and nods. "Wraith Squadron, huh, not Rogues? Tyria? Dunno any other female--"

Then he stares again. "...unless you mean Lara? Notsil?"

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Kolot keeps his mouth clamped shut this time.

Which means...YES.