http://whitewitch-thea.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] whitewitch-thea.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2005-08-15 06:41 pm

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Thea entered from the direction of upstairs. She looked much better today, her cheeks were glowing, her hair was shiny and she was inclined to be nice to everyone, even a certain Frenchman. She stepped up to the bar and after a small hesitation asked for several things, none of which were exactly ordinary. Then she sat down in a booth and laid them out in front of her, scribbling hastily in a notebook.

Why not ask her what one does with an chunk of Celestite, some salt and a bowl of water?

[OOC: Note that I have installed a new icon because I have far too many to keep just one on for long. Feel free to bother, in fact it is positively encouraged.]
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[personal profile] kitchen_maid 2005-08-15 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
The Ordinary Princess hesitates for a moment. Then the crow makes her decision for her, as he flaps over the the bowl of water and uses it as a birdbath.

"Peter Aurelious, stop!" the Ordinary Princess says. "I'm so very sorry," she adds, addressing the woman at the table.
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[personal profile] kitchen_maid 2005-08-15 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The Ordinary Princess's eyes open a little wider. She talks to Peter Aurelious all the time herself, but in her tongue, not his.

"That's Peter Aurelious," she says finally, and the crow says "Qwa!"

"And the squirrels are Mr. Pemberthy and Simon Perryvall. Simon Perryvall used to be an acorn shell, but he got alchemized. And I'm Amy."
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[personal profile] kitchen_maid 2005-08-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The Ordinary Princess looks at the extended hand. It's not the first time someone has showed her a hand, and she still has no idea why. Confused, she instinctively reverts to court manners and sweeps an extremely elegant curtsey, given that she's dressed like a kitchen maid.

"It's very nice to meet you, Thea Harman Unity."
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[personal profile] kitchen_maid 2005-08-15 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh," says the Ordinary Princess. "Are you all right, Thea?"

She looks again at the things on the table. It doesn't look like Thea is cooking. "What are you making?" she asks, curious.
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[personal profile] kitchen_maid 2005-08-15 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Trying to make a door reappear?" the Ordinary Princess asks, being far more careful with her italics this time. "Did a door vanish?" In the Ordinary Princess' experience, this in not normal door behavior.
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[personal profile] kitchen_maid 2005-08-15 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh!" Fortunately, someone explained at least some of this to the Ordinary Princess last night. She sits down, without asking, and says "Are you Bound then? Are you dead? You don't look dead."

Mr. Pemberthy chatters sympathically, and offers Thea an acorn.
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[personal profile] kitchen_maid 2005-08-15 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good," says the Ordinary Princess. "I'm not sure I'd be at all comfortable talking to a dead person. And I can't imagine it would be comfortable to be a dead person." Something else occurs to her. "So you're trapped here?"
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[personal profile] kitchen_maid 2005-08-15 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, dear," says the Ordinary Princess. "Is there anything I can do to help?"

She's not sure what that would be, honestly, but feels like she should offer.
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[personal profile] kitchen_maid 2005-08-15 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hmmmmmm." Amy thinks about it for a moment. "I don't think I can. I've never had any trouble getting in and out of the bar." She sounds very glum.

The she has an idea. "Is there anything I can bring you? I assume you're doing magic, since I can't think of any other way a bowl of water can create a door."
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[personal profile] kitchen_maid 2005-08-15 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Usually, she would not go into this, because it's the part of her life she doesn't talk about here, but she's feeling very sorry for the woman who's stuck in the bar, so she rushes recklessly ahead.

"Well, my parents have a court magician, of course. And I have a great number of fairy godmothers, all the members of Oberon's Court, actually. It's a very different kind of magic, I think, from the magician's. Magic is what made me ordinary, instead of a proper--well, ordinary."
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[personal profile] kitchen_maid 2005-08-15 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Most people," the Ordinary Princess agrees, cheerfully.

She would leave it at that, but notices Thea looks a little confused. With a sigh she adds, "But I'm not supposed to be, because I'm a princess."

There, she's said it.
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[personal profile] kitchen_maid 2005-08-15 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"My mother," she says. "And all the princes they wanted me to marry. Well, they only wanted me to marry one of them, of course. But the princes want beautiful princesses, like my sisters, not ordinary ones. I don't care in the slightest, I like being ordinary, but I'm not about to marry some silly stuffy prince and I was not about to go along with that ridiculous idea about the dragon!"

The Ordinary Princess is a little flushed, and she's not not especially concerned with filling in all the details.

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