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Michaelangelo ([personal profile] mnt_mike) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2005-08-15 10:22 pm

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Mike returns to the bar, having changed his ever present orange Hawaiian print shirt for something a little more subdued. You know, a blue one. Draped over one arm is a flowered wreath which appears to have been made with Two-Ply Facial Tissues. In the right light one can see that it has been sprayed with glitter. Placing the wreath down on the Bar, Mike sets about crafting the specials menu for the evening's Happy Hour in script is stylized, yet tasteful.



When the wreath is finally set in a place of prominence, Mike mixes himself a Rubber Duckie, and holds it aloft.

"Ladies and Gentlemen of Milliways. The Bar is now open. Let us drink to the memory of Senior Squeakins. May he delight those whom he meets, from now until the end of all things."

He downs the drink, and turns the now empty glass over, mouth down on the Bar.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Mmm. They never could get enough evidence to charge me for that, you know." She notes before sipping her loverly drink of non-specificness.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Everything?" Curious. Fear, turtle.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
"What's the Dalek really planning?"

...

What? She wants to know!

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ace?

Cracks up.

When she calms down enough, she pinches the bridge of her nose, and does a passable Dalek impersonation.
"YOU! WILL! EAT! MY! COOKIES! EAT MY COOKIES! EAT MY COOKIES!"

She does not know this 'inside voice' you speak of.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
"... Do green homocidal blobs have mothers?" They have creators, she knows that...

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
"... That's really disturbing."

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
"... they don't have faces." They do have eyestalks. It helps to aim at them.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Not when they try to kill me with brainwashed little girls, no."

No, she's not kidding. Ace has been to some very strange places.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
"... I'm not hugging the Dalek."

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
"... It's. There are no him or her Daleks."

Pause.

"And no way in hell."

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Homocidal short-tempered pepperpot alien that regularly attempts to take over Earth and/or Earth's colonies."

There's a description for you.

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
"... They do look like pepperpots."

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2005-08-16 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
"..."

Ace has no words.

Cute and Daleks are words that should never, ever go together, not even with beer goggles.