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It is a known fact that a mun who once rpsterbates will, in fact, give in to rpsterbating again, even if she had sworn never to, for the sake of her sanity.

This may be why Kitty is sitting with Sunny on her lap, an amused expression on her face.

The amused expression may be caused by the fact that Sunny is reading to her Alice in Wonderland, pausing now and again to babble about one part of the story or another.

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"Hiiiiissss!" Yes! I am! Look! Tail! Scales! FANGS!

And hood frill. You're a king... er.. Princess cobra.

*He's grinning like a mad man. He likes seeing people happy. Altough, he knows, as soon as Sunny goes to Bernard and says "I 'as a Snake!" He's gonna get it.*

Queen she corrects.

Kitty's just watching resignedly, chin on her hand. She's sure Bernard and Tonks will understand when she tells them that the reason the demon bunny is gone is because their daughter ate it.

*Bernard probably wouldn't mind that one.*

Figured out how to move?

Kitty wouldn't either. Damned thing tried to eat her dragon.

Sure!

No, not really. She's more just...wriggling.

But it's fun!

Don't bite anyone.

*He doesn't want to explain to Bernard why his daughter is in the cells.

Cobra!Sunny and Kitty both stare at him.

"...You do remember who you're talking to, right?" Kitty asks.

Telling Sunny not to bite is like telling Jayne to play tea party. Just plain wrong.

*Tim smacks his head.*

Cause in this form, you have pointy teeth and would hurt people a lot easier?

"Are you trying to encourage her?!"

Er...

*He leans over.*

She doesn't like blood, does she?

"...I don't know, I'm just the babysitter."

*Tim blinks at the baby.*

You don't want to actually hurt any of your friends, do you?

Which friends?

*Tim glances nervously around.*

Well, you wouldn't want to actually draw blood, right?

...No?

That's the right answer, she's sure.

Right. All right kiddo, go play. Just keep in sight, and remember, one hour. Well, 40 minutes now.

Sunny slithers off and Kitty watches, chin still on her hand.

"I won't tell her parents if you don't."

Thank you dearly. She loves doing it, but Tonks... Well, I guess it's Wrangle now, she has issues with it.

"...She'll always be Tonks at heart," Kitty decides, so as not to have to get used to calling her something entirely different. At least not now. "And I can't imagine why. She's a cuddly sort of poisonous serpent."

*Tim shrugs*

shes worked with magic too long to trust it.

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