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[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith's not certain what Kitty's plans for Edmund entail, but the phrase Won't be back for a while probably means it's gonna be good fun for both of them.

Never one to stand in the way of romance or intercourse, she has agreed to take Ed's bartending shift for the night.

Which is why she's behind the bar, clad in a very short red leather miniskirt and matching (backless) halter top, nervous and trying to hide it.

The specials board reads as follows:

Pyro

Nitro

Mad Bomber

Absent Friend

Non-alcoholic Special: Hot chocolate

What'll it be?

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[-the-voice.livejournal.com]

"Yes, you may. Just stay away from the joints, please."

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith wing-gropes.

Carefully.

And stays away from the joints.

[-the-voice.livejournal.com]

The Voice closes his eyes and breathes deeply. For an angel it's very like getting a deep tissue massage.

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

"It doesn't hurt, does it?"

[-the-voice.livejournal.com]

"No, far from it," he murmurs.

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

"Oh good."

Beat.

"...am I turning you on? 'Cause if so, I'm doing this next time I see Aziraphael."

[-the-voice.livejournal.com]

The Voice chuckles. "I think Azairaphael would schvitz on his tweed if you did."

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

"I don't know what 'schvitz' means, but I'm gonna assume that's a yes."

[-the-voice.livejournal.com]

This gets outright laughter. "Angels of my era can't have sex, you know. However you wish to use this knowledge is up to you."

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

"Sucks for you," Faith says, sympathetically, moving her hand. "Thanks for the info."

Aziraphael is doomed.

[-the-voice.livejournal.com]

Metatron smiles and rises from the stool. "There are better things that sex. Or so I'm told.

"Good night, Faith."