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milliways_bar2005-09-02 06:53 pm
faithful-slayer.livejournal.com) wrote in milliways_bar2005-09-02 06:53 pm
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Faith's not certain what Kitty's plans for Edmund entail, but the phrase Won't be back for a while probably means it's gonna be good fun for both of them.
Never one to stand in the way of romance or intercourse, she has agreed to take Ed's bartending shift for the night.
Which is why she's behind the bar, clad in a very short red leather miniskirt and matching (backless) halter top, nervous and trying to hide it.
The specials board reads as follows:
Pyro
Nitro
Mad Bomber
Absent Friend
Non-alcoholic Special: Hot chocolate
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Never one to stand in the way of romance or intercourse, she has agreed to take Ed's bartending shift for the night.
Which is why she's behind the bar, clad in a very short red leather miniskirt and matching (backless) halter top, nervous and trying to hide it.
The specials board reads as follows:
Pyro
Nitro
Mad Bomber
Absent Friend
Non-alcoholic Special: Hot chocolate
What'll it be?
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Anthy eyes Faith.
"Did you get your hair cut, Kitty?"
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Faith serves her, rolling her eyes faintly.
"Uh, it's Faith. Kitty and Edmund are off...well, doing something I'm not sure I want to know the details of."
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Innocent glance. "Sounds rather like me. I'll take one."
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"Yeah, a friend of mine with those tendencies is out of the bar right now. Call it a tribute."
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"Mad Bomber, if you don't mind."
She put her bag on the floor.
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Faith serves her, eyeing the bag. "Where ya goin'?"
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"Wow. Good evening, Faith."
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"Hey. How's it going?"
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It's chocolate and non-alcoholic and on special. What else would he go for?
Plus, something called 'Pyro' REALLY not up his alley at the moment.
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Faith serves him, grinning. "How's it going?"
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He doesn't notice the outfit first as he's studying the specials curiously. Strange names.
"Uh, just a hot chocolate, please." He mumbled a little.
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Faith serves him, and poor Todd gets a nice view of leather-clad tits and arse as she does.
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"Hi Faith - I didn't know you were a bartender!"
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Faith leans over the bar and kisses his cheek, then serves his drink.
"How's it hanging?"
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Hey, them bright shiners like their alcohol and their fire.
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Faith serves the drink up, looking less nervous. This is kinda fun.
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He may be dead bt he still appreciates a pretty girl. Even one dressed so oddly, but he's getting used to the oddness of Milliways women.
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"What can I getcha?"
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"Ace will appreciate these, I think."
He grins at Faith.
"Which do you recommend?"
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"Okay, this is new."
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Look, it's Lenny Inchpot wearing a black cowboy hat and a grin!
And clothes.
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"So who's the Mad Bomber?"
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"Have a good one, Faith."
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I sense a theme.
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Magius arrives, floating near the bar.
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Wait, that's nothing new. mmmm.
There's a man at your bar who isn't oggling your arse, Faith!
Much better.
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Faith knows gay guys, after all.
She moves up to the man, smiling. "Getcha sommat?"
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"Surprise me Ji..."
That would be about as far as he gets before the not-terribly-much that she's wearing permeates his brain and he does his best impression of a chocolate covered raspberry.
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More Coke than alcohol. Work him up to it.
"Hey baby."
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"Bugger all."
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"...d'you trust me, Ron?"
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