Entrance post

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...and there's a sizzle, a flash, a streak of octarine light--

--and a massive orangutan flies through one of the doors, bouncing head over heels, skidding and tumbling and thudding into the Bar just a few yards away.


He gets up, still wobbly after a few moments, and balances. He pats himself carefully down, makes a 'blbbblb' sound with floppy lips as he shakes his head, puffs out his chest, and beams complacently at the world.

Then the grin freezes, and falters.


"Oook?"

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"... oh hell."

Ray hops down from his stool and looks around rapidly.

"Uh, is there anyone here who practices orangutan medicine? Or generic healing?"

And how the hell do I take the pulse on an orangutan?

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The Librarian opens one eye, squinting into the light. "Oook? OooOOOooK? Oookookook?"

Ray, what exactly was in the drink you gave him...?

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"I have no idea! I bought that from Bar a while ago and I always liked it- it's totally harmless to humans, I asked it for something completely artificial and non-toxic and non-alcoholic and ... oh, dear, it's just occurred to me that on the Disc that's the equivalent of asking for 'something the Alchemists made', isn't it..."

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Well, yeah. I mean, really.

The Librarian slowly totters to his feet, eyes crossing, weaving unsteadily. "Ooooooooooooo...k."

[ooc: Must beg slowtime, it's two in the morning :-o ]

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"Yeah, tell you what, why don't I help you to one of these couches, you can sack out there for a while. Oh, man. I'm just- I'll- your next couple bananas are on me, okay? I'm sorry-"

he's going to be apologizing for a while.

[OOC: Not a problem. Sleep well!]