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[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*Snow and Bigby enter through the painting portal(the kids are safe with Mary), keeping an eye out for Faustus.*

[OOC: Now with a warning for somewhat violent events. Faustus. nuff said.]

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[big-b-wolf.livejournal.com]

*Bigby changes back to his usual shape, an extra twist at the corner of his mouth*

Hey, Raph. Haven't seen you in a while. Be back in a sec.

*Bigby heads over to the bar and orders up a toothbrush, floss, the works and disappears into the men's room for a bit before re-emerging and returning the unused portions*

[mnt_raph]

*Raph turns from Snow and nods at Bigby*
Yo man, take your time.

[big-b-wolf.livejournal.com]

*Bigby turns back towards Raph, wiping his mouth on his sleeve*

So, congrats on the job. *Bigby sticks out his hand*

[mnt_raph]

*shakes hand*
Just call me the Cavalry.

*looks puzzled for a second*
Did I ever tell you what it is I do for a living? Or did I give you the normal Security speel?

[big-b-wolf.livejournal.com]

*Bigby declines to call Raph 'the Cavalry', explaining:* Raph's shorter.

Don't think so, actually. Not even the "Security spiel".

[mnt_raph]

Eh, for the best really. Not like anyone buys it anyway. Let's see, my resume consists of 20 years classical training in ninjitsu, as well as 10 years of vigilante service to the greater New York area.

[big-b-wolf.livejournal.com]

Vigilantes? Jeez. That must pay even worse than what I get.

*Bigby idly comments* Must not be our 'New York'.

[mnt_raph]

Only if they make you pay for the honor of working there.
*very sarcastic*
Me? I just do it cause I care about the little people. The little people who then throw bags and shoes at me and call me a freak.

[big-b-wolf.livejournal.com]

No honest cop ever gets rich... *Bigby sounds like he's speaking from personal experience*

*Bigby nods* That's what we figure would happen if they found out we were living among them too.

[mnt_raph]

Some people just don't wanna be saved by 5 foot tall turtles.
You'd think they'd be less picky mid-mugging.
*shrug*

[big-b-wolf.livejournal.com]

You guys need a better PR department. *Bigby comments dryly. He can't help but agree with Raph, though.* Some people react really badly when surprised... *Bigby shakes his head*

[mnt_raph]

If by "really bad" you mean "homocidal", than yeah.
Lemme tell you, those little ol' ladies pack a whollop. I'm convinced they carry bricks in their purses.

[big-b-wolf.livejournal.com]

*Bigby snorts* Makes you wonder why anyone would mug someone for a purse full of bricks.

[mnt_raph]

Gotta be some sort of black market brick thing. I dunno.

How're the Little-bies?

[big-b-wolf.livejournal.com]

*Bigby's face acquires a little extra grimness* Agitated.

[mnt_raph]

*cringes*
That good huh?
Sorry to hear that.

[big-b-wolf.livejournal.com]

*Bigby, out of sight from Snow, mouths only one word to explain: "Faust." He grimaces*

Thanks. Speaking of which, Snow and I should go check in on them. I'll catch up with you another time.

[OOC: Ok, that's enough for today, methinks. Pity, that.]

[mnt_raph]

*Raph just nods a response*

Hey man, take it easy. And uh...get some Pepto or somethin'.

[big-b-wolf.livejournal.com]

I've eaten worse. *Bigby shrugs it off and waves goodnight to Raph as Snow and Bigby take off (http://www.livejournal.com/community/milliways_bar/1026683.html?thread=37062523#t37062523).