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Shadwell is lurking by the bar, trying to get some service in this heathen place.
He's really craving a nice cup of tea, but he'll settle for anything that doesn't feature the blood of virgins.
[OOC: If anyone would like to explain the "magical bar" concept for him, go right ahead-- but please can it only be the first person to tag? Love you all.]
He's really craving a nice cup of tea, but he'll settle for anything that doesn't feature the blood of virgins.
[OOC: If anyone would like to explain the "magical bar" concept for him, go right ahead-- but please can it only be the first person to tag? Love you all.]
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Suddenly, he is overcome with the same feeling of discombobulation that had seized him when he had woken up on Madame Tracy's bed and discovered a mirror on her ceiling. An out-o'-his-body experience, this, but this time a real one.
Funny how he can be so sure of it.
But there's something else, too-- it's to the left, to the side Hel said she saw souls out of. And it's still him, but gone all blotchy, like, maybe like something he'd find in his pockets that had progressed from mold to low-level sentient life.
There's more, too ...
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She suggests. Her tone says, very clearly I've seen worse.
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And Hel is quite willing to hold his nose and pour it down his throat, because if anyone needs to get drunk, Shadwell is the man.
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Well, and now Hel too.
He regards the drink with as much hostility as he can muster. He did not see it appear, which probably means that the witchy Bar conjured it up.
However, it is also a drink. A drink with alcohol, even.
Slowly, he extends a gnarled hand to it, then snatches up the glass and sniffs at its contents.
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Hel gets the good Tequila.
She picks up her own glass of it (at least a gallon. Fifteen feet tall, Norse, goddess. Do the math), salutes him, and drinks.
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Then, appearing satisfied, he imbibes approximately one drop of tequila.
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"That's good Tequila, and you had better not waste it."
Although it sounds a little bit more like "If you do not drink that I will find a Niflheimspawn who is willing to do everything that you have ever feared that they might think about." if you actually listen to the words.
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"Don't ye rush me, missy."
Very deliberately, he takes a drink.
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He takes another drink, smacking his lips speculatively.
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Tequila.
Woo.