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Charlie is a little hungover, which should explain the pot of coffee, big glass of water and pancakes.

The secretive little smile can be explained by how he got the hangover.

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"No, you subsist on pancakes, fruit, and tea. I think you're secretly a hummingbird."

"Waffles, fruit and tea," he corrects.

"Fine, fine, soft bread product of choice, fruit, and tea. You're still avoiding the hummingbird accusation."

"I'm missing a few vital parts, like wings and feathers and a very long tongue."

Well, maybe not that last one.

"And wouldn't you pay a lot for that last one?"

Richard knows little of the Charlie tongue.

Charlie demonstrates.

Richard borks a little.

"Now I know why Darien loves you so much."

"It's one of the reasons," Charlie says serenely and sips his tea.

Richard shakes his head a bit and finishes his breakfast, and then fixes a bottle for Joshua. He pulls out a sewing needle and adds the required amount of blood and then looks over to Charlie.

"Want to donate a bit to a hungry baby?"

"Sure." He reaches out his hand. "Hope he won't mind if it tastes different."

~~Mun uses inappropriate tongue icon now that she's finally found it.~~

"No. He won't mind at all."

He jabs Charlie's finger and lets the blood drip in.

"Thanks, mate."

He pulls Joshua out of the sling and feeds him.

~~And the mun giggles at the tongue icon.~~

Charlie gasps at the jab and sucks his finger to get the blood to clot.

After a moment he chuckles and sings, "'Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long!'"

Richard cracks up and nearly drops the bottle. Joshua squawks.

Hey! I'm eating here!

"Oh, my god. It sort of frightens me how accustomed I've become to all this."

"What're you going to do when he grows up? He can't be a merchant banker or summat and eat blood for lunch at the office."

"Gary's Gran is weaning him over to real food. He only needs a small amount of blood, and can get it fairly discretely."

"That's good, at least." He inspects the jab point and sucks on his finger again.

"And how's Andrei?"

~~ICON!~~

"Andrei's fine. Finally perking up a playing a bit now that he can eat solid foods. I swear he slept more than three babies."

"That's better than a fussy baby."

"Yes, I know."

He looks pointedly at Joshua, who looks completely innocent.

"So innocent," Charlie says to Joshua, shaking his head.

Richard passes him over to Charlie.

"That's what he wants you to think. Then, next thing you know, there's yoghurt flying everywhere."

Charlie takes Joshua gladly. "Are you deceptively evil, child?" he asks him.

Joshua squeals in delight and plays Got Yer Nose! with Uncle Charlie.

"OW!"

The trouble with the vampire baby? He actually can get Charlie's nose.

Charlie rubs it, holding Joshua away from his face a bit. "Uncle Charlie needs his nose, love."

Joshua pouts a moment, and then is distracted by his own wings, which he pops out and flaps.

Richard laughs.

"The easy part is that he has no attention span yet."