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[mnt_raph]

*Normally Raph doesn't pick up Saturday night shifts, but considering that he has no where else to go now that his rooftop abode has gone all blue-screeny, he's here.

He's here, and he doesn't look all that happy about it.
If you're a kangaroo in boxing gloves, beware.
Actually, even if you aren't it's probably best to tread carefully.*

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[mnt_raph]

*Raph points up.*

[awesome_lilly]

Okay. So it's pink slime that appeared from the ceiling and put Raph in a good mood. Lilly sighs.

"This is probably going to leave me with bunny ears or a penis or my crotch is going to start glowing or sparkling or something, isn't it?"

Lilly's curiousity is stronger than her fear of a sparkly crotch. She reaches out and very tentatively gets a fingerful of pink slime.

"...gooey."

[mnt_raph]

It's not so bad....

*Thankfully for us all Raph doesn't finish that sentence. No instead he reaches out and puts a dollop of the the slime on her nose. And if that's not horrifying enough, he giggles.*

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly glares at him. Or she tries to, right up until he starts giggling.

"You... can giggle? I am officially frightened."

It's really hard to be scared when your nose is tingling. Pretty easy to think poking Raph in the belly is a good idea, though.

[mnt_raph]

Hey heyheyhey! We'll have none of that!

*Yeah, still giggling. It really is kind of horrifying in hindsight.*

STOP stoppystopstop!

[awesome_lilly]

"No! Too much fun!"

Her whole hand's covered in goop now, and she's grinning.

"Man. This is the best. You giggle like a drunk sorority girl."

[mnt_raph]

Oh yeah?!

*Commence ninja tickle strike.*

I learned it by watchin' you, a'right? I learned it by watchin' you!

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly FLAILS, shrieking and giggling and thwacking ineffectually at Raph and incidentally getting utterly covered in goo.

"Raaaaahahahahahaaaph! I heeeehehehehaaaate yoohhahaha!"

[mnt_raph]

*Raph wins. Raph likes to win. Normally, Raph does not play games he cannot win. We'll see if we can keep him to that...*

It sounds it.

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly's squirming and giggling, yes, but this is not her first tickle fight. Her slimy fingers slide under Raph's shirt and begin an assault on his ribs.

"Taaaahahahake that!"

[mnt_raph]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Which rhymes with GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! Since it's the World Cup and all.

Raph puts his head down, and tries to butt Lilly to an arms reach away. It's a risky move but he's one he's willing to take.*

[awesome_lilly]

It's hard to headbutt someone when they're holding onto you. As it is, Raph's head just kinda goes squelching into her cleavage.

Lilly looks down, blinking.

"Wow. Subtle."

She grins... because it's hard not to.

"I never knew you were interested in my breasts, Raph."

[mnt_raph]

mammals are fun.

*He admits, not really understanding why he feels it needs admitting.*

there was this one time...heh, this one time. on d'hoonib where there was a girl with six of them. i bought her a drink....

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly had almost stopped giggling, but Raph's words just set her off again.

"SIX? Oh man, that poor girl. God, it's hard enough for me to find bras that fit."

She looks down. Raph is continuing his efforts to headbutt her, but considering his positioning is actually just managing to wedge his head further down her shirt.

"Speaking of, I think this one may be a goner shortly."

She doesn't care though. It's all so... funny! And happy! And... and... PINK!

Lilly likes pink.

[mnt_raph]

Why is it dark?

*Asks a very confused Ex-turtle with his head inadvertantly down someone else's shirt.*

Did the light just go out? I'm not going to wake up on the floor again, am I?

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly is covered with tingly happy pink goo and has a boy in her breasts. Life's not too bad right now.

If Raph keeps moving his mouth while he's down there, it's only going to get better.

"Depends. We do both have beds, after all."

[mnt_raph]

*Sadly...he looks up. Boo hiss, Raph. Boo hiss.*

Nut'uh. Mine's broke.

[awesome_lilly]

"Mine's not!" Lilly announces happily.

Then she puts her hand on his head and shoves him back into her cleavage.

[mnt_raph]

ACK!

Mwffhfmmfgmgmgfamfmmfma!

[awesome_lilly]

"Exactly!"

Lilly beams at the world. Mwffhfmmfgmgmgfamfmmfma just says it all, really.

[mnt_raph]

*His shoulders rise and fall as he sighs dramatically. Thankfully for Raph, Lilly isn't holding his head anymore, so he's able to come up for air.*

That was just mean.

*Can you pout and smile at the same time?*

[awesome_lilly]

You can try, but you end up making a face kinda like a cat's ass. All puckery and weird.

"I'm not mean! You're damn lucky."

Lilly lifts her chin.

"My breasts are awesome, and you should appreciate all the time you just got with them."

[mnt_raph]

It's true. They are nice. Even if there are only two of them.

*He's a little fixated.*