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[mnt_raph]

*Normally Raph doesn't pick up Saturday night shifts, but considering that he has no where else to go now that his rooftop abode has gone all blue-screeny, he's here.

He's here, and he doesn't look all that happy about it.
If you're a kangaroo in boxing gloves, beware.
Actually, even if you aren't it's probably best to tread carefully.*

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[mnt_raph]

hi.
you're warm.

[leplusbeau]

"Iz because I have two people in my belly. Why iz there pink stuff on your head and dripping on me?" She's giggling because he's squeezing!

[mnt_raph]

Two?! Like...at the same time?

*Raph pulls away to get a better look at THE BELLY OF THE TWINS!*

That's wild.

*Then without asking, he puts both hands on her belly.*

strawberry stuff fell from the sky....

[leplusbeau]

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It's the only way to properly describe her reaction. And she lets out a deep sigh and reminds herself to make Raph buy her a new dress when he isn't covered in pink-strawberry-slime-whatever-it-is stuff. So she pats his hands and smiles anyway. 'Cause it's Raph.

"Oui. Iz two. 'usband haz very strong sperm."

[mnt_raph]

wow i so did not need to know that.

*He says with a grin to his voice.*

When do they hatch?

[leplusbeau]

"No egg for me!" HA, TAKE THAT GRANDMA! "Iz. Um. Later."

"What? You don't want to know about Bill'z mighty sperm? Iz always huge amountz. Wonderful man!"

[mnt_raph]

because my own is scary enough, i don't need no one elses.

*Dear lord, did he just say that outloud? What the hell has happened to his inner monologue? THE SLIME HAS ATE IT! ONOES!*

[leplusbeau]

Fleur-- she's shocked. RAPH, YOU HAVE SHOCKED HER. Mouth just hanging open there.

[mnt_raph]

*Raph doesn't understand why there is silence...so he looks up to see why there is silence.

That right there? That's a shit-eatin' grin. A big one. Raph is one very large dopey puppy right now. Fear.*

[leplusbeau]

"Are you high or stoned? And if you are down there, say 'ello. They like it when people talk to them."

[mnt_raph]

Can't a guy be in a good mood?

*He kneels down in front of Fleur's belly, and talks...well to the belly.*

I mean, come on get'cher mom here to cut me some slack.

[leplusbeau]

"Do not listen to him, babiez. Uncle Raph iz always grumpy but he lovez you for you are tiny and mine. Even when he is dripping pink goo."

But she's smiling brightly. And gives his ear a tug because hse is not touching is his hair when it's covered in STUFF. "Ca va?"

[mnt_raph]

*Raph looks up.*

Va?

*He never did get the grasp of French.*

[leplusbeau]

"You are well, stupid?" WITH LOVE.

[mnt_raph]

*He nods in agreement.
What?!? He know's she's right.*

You should come out.

*He tells the babies.*

It's much better out here than it is in there.

*Then he thinks about what he's said, and what little he knows about in there, and how it really was pretty good in there for the brief periods he's been in similar environs.*

Nevermind. Forget I said anything.

[leplusbeau]

"Oh, Rrrraph."

She tugs him up and plants a chaste, and honestly, very platonic kiss on his mouth.

"I missed you."

[mnt_raph]

Did I go somewhere?

*He seems to ask her in all seriousness, you know, save for the huge freakin' grin.*

[leplusbeau]

"No, I did. A bit." She pats her belly. Basketballs demand lots of attention, you see!

[mnt_raph]

Oh.
...
OOOOH! Yeah, you have been gone.
*blinks*

Where did you go?