Happy Hour

[awesome_lilly]

Indy and Veronica did Happy Hour together last week. Indy's heard about it ever since, from a deeply (if perhaps a bit theatrically) wounded Lilly. His protest of "but Princess, I've been asking ya to do Happy Hour for ages and you've always said it sounded like too much work" fell on deaf ears, but eventually he figured out how to make it up to her.

Lilly's getting her own Happy Hour. She's behind the bar, chalking up the specials list with a serious look on her face. There's not much that Lilly takes seriously, but alcohol is on the list.

That's why the specials are mostly shots.

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She smiles triumphantly up at the board celebrating a few of her favorite things. The liquor bottles are within easy reach. The shot glasses have been washed and lined up. Her skirt is shorter than her apron. This is as close to ready as it gets.

"What up, Milliways? Who wants a drink?"

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[the_lioness]

The strangled sound is to be expected, really.

"Thank you," Alanna laughs. "I thought you were owed an explanation as to why I looked a little bit green at the feast. We found out the next morning."

Leaning over the bar, she deftly snags the juice cocktail.

"Tell me, is a wide-open womb a technical medical expression?"

[awesome_lilly]

"It should be."

Lilly sighs.

"Sadly, medical science hasn't yet caught up with how awesome my terminology is. Oh well."

Something a little bit worrying occurs to her.

"Uh. Have you thought of any names yet?"

[the_lioness]

"I was just wondering if I could expect to hear as much when I go see a doctor in London."

Although it might be worth paying a doctor extra just to see the look on Adam's face.

"Names?" She smiles, evilly. "Thom Sparkly Moon is my personal favorite."

[awesome_lilly]

SO worth it. Lilly'd chip in.

"Thom... Sparkly Moon."

Her straight face is admirable.

"It's perfect. Honoring your family, your hobbies, and naked asses all at the same time."

[the_lioness]

Alanna balls up a napkin and playfully tosses it at Lilly's head.

"I wasn't serious. About the sparkly moon bit, that is. Thom is a very real possibility. However, I promised to let Adam handle most of the naming."

Adam is no fool.

"Lots of good news going around recently, it seems." Head tilted, Alanna eyes Lilly. "Have you seen Lucy recently?"

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly beams.

"I have. And, as the only noble Narnian in bar who's not a King or Queen, I've commandeered the bachelor and bachelorette party planning. Want another ass massage, or something new this time?"

[the_lioness]

"I'm not entirely sure I'll be able to lie on my stomach," Alanna points out. "But I'm certain anything you arrange will be more than memorable."

To say the least.

"Will you let me help? If needed? After all, I owe her for my own wedding."

She grins.

[awesome_lilly]

"Of course!" Lilly promises happily. "And I'll warn you in advance about... most of the nudity this time."

The best nudity is spontaneous, anyway.