Entrance Post

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Sometimes Milliways seems to attract very, very, VERY odd creatures.

This time is no exception.

When the front door opens it is into a strangly decorated and brightly colored living room/kitchen/notanentrancetoasecretlab. Standing there with its arm reached up is a little green dog with eyes that rarely seem to want to focus on one thing at a time. One odd thing to note is the very large zipper that seems to from the length of its body..not to mention the stitch marks down his head.

Its little pink tongue hangs out the side of its mouth a good long minute before he asks in an overly chipper and computerized-ishness voice.

"Where's meh tacos?"

Bar, meet GIR.

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Hex's face changes from kind to pure evil. There are teeth, big sharp teeth, lots of big sharp teeth; too many for the mouth of her mask. The mouth is smiling. Just as quickly, though, she changes back to a mask of serenity.

"My what a delightful little thing," she says tapping GIR on the top of the head, "What is your function?"

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GIR stands there for a moment with his face covered in chocolate muffin. "I...don't know.." Then he starts to laugh again, looking around for another muffin inside of his noggin instead pulling out a stuffed piggy.

"Is meh piggeh!" squeezing the little stuffed big he sighs happily before offering him to Hex for inspection.

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She took the piggy and looked at it. A cloud of viral energy enveloped the toy and it vanished.

Viral energy leaked out of GIRs head.

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But...but...the piggy!

Sniffling as the pig vanishes he holds up a little hand wiping away a tear or two before finally speaking again. "I luved teh piggy...So..so young..so...piggeh.."

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Hex's face changed to her sad face with pursed lips, and a blue tear at the corner of her eye.

"Check your head," she said nicely to the little robot that she was about to adopt and call her own. Well, if Scuzzy wasn't here something would have to do.

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Poping open his head he finds the missing taco and...the piggy! There is much squeeing and joyfulness from the little robot in the dog suit.

"Is meh piggy! I luv you piggeh!" Squeesing the little stuffed animal he then looks to the taco. "I luv you taco!" Even the taco is huged and sends its contents down the front of his dog suit. Of course, GIR doesn't care and starts to lick it off.

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Hex watched this activity and decided she liked the robot. He would be her minion and that was that.

When he was finished with the taco she picked him up.

"GIR you are mine now," she purred, "That little green thing doesn't even know how useful you are."

She cradled him like a baby.

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He belonged to Zim..but..he could have two masters! Nothing was written in the books that said he couldn't! As he is cradled like a baby in Hex's arms he plays with the squeekie piggie making oinking noises and those of a plane. Because, really, GIR is like a child.

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Hex enjoyed this for 10 seconds and poofs the robot and herself outside. Then she drops him to the ground and picks her way into the forest.

She would make a bad mother, but she doesn't care.

" GIR," she shouts.

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"Oh look! A squirrel!" Skiping after the little fleeing creature for a moment he turns back to Hex, already impersonating the little fuzzy thing.

However when Hex calls for him he stops, eyes going read and his jet-feet kicking him in to catch up with her. "Yes, my master!"

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"Go find a rabbit," she said, "A nice red furry rabbit."

Hex looked evil. But she hand plans for the rabbit.

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Saluting GIR stands still for the longest of moment before his eyes go from being red back to blue. "Now?"

He saw a fuzzy. He liked teh fuzzy.