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Bill comes in backwards through the door carrying a gross crate of eggs. This year's Wheelsy pranksters were ambitious. It takes him a moment to realize he's wandered into Milliways, and another to realize that a change has occured.

"Ah, cah'mon! I...wait...ahctually, thees is kindah kick ahs." He says, setting down the eggs to admire his new guns. "Cuhl."

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"Good, just workin ahn stuff. Ah left aftah Suzi cahm back safe. How bout you?"

Will looks down for a bit realizing he hasn't told Bill yet,

"Um, tax got taken safely with some 'elp from some folks 'ere, 'ad my birthday party an found out Molly willna be gettin' a door back to the Bar."

"It was your birthday? I didn't know that." He frowns, "An I missed tha pahty?"

The other part he has to think on a moment, glancing at the door and then looking back at Will. "Ahm sorree Will. Ah nevah did meet her." Not that he can remember.

"Party got planner rather quickly by James an aye turned eighteen. Will be fine in time."

Will doesn't quite believe that yet but helps to say it.

"Getting out of that costume ought to help yah?" He smiles, trying to cheer Will up.

"Who all was at tha pahty?"

"Few different folks, Doc was there, was 'eld in that talkin' 'ouse named Sarah where we watched the game. Would 'ave liked to 'ave 'ad ye there but doors are strange."

"Yah. We'll have to throw anothah to make up for it." He decides.

"Ye dinna 'ave to do that, Bill."

"Nah, it will be great! With no bunnies this time." He pats Will's shoulder, perhaps a bit to strongly.

Will wobbles slightly at that, "Um thank ye, would like that."

"Great! We'll get Luz an Nathan an them. It will be fun!" And Will gets a patented excited Schwarzenegger grin.

"Aye, sure it will be an na demon bunnies."

This time his smile works a bit better, that's quite a grin, Bill now has.

"I'll let them know an we'll get it set up." Bill nods. "You can even wear the red if you wahnt." And there is smirking to go with that comment.

"Dinna think I'll do that, tights are itchy." The smirk gets answered with a better smile.

"You could shave your legs?" He offers oh so helpfully. And keeps a straight face for all of three seconds before he cracks up.

For that Bill gets a glare, and then a thwap on the arm, "Oh aye an ye could put on a shirt."

"Are you kidding? Ah'm a barbarian! Bar is lucky ah'm wearing pants."

Or, leather underwear...things. Hmmm...

Bill is no considering this, the expression on 'Arnohld's' face is very contemplative, or it's trying to be anyways.

"Oh aye, guess we are." Will's just going to grin since well clearly Bill only thinks he got off well.

"Why couldn't ah have been the terminahtor?" Because black leather biker outfits beat fur trimmed leather underwear everytime.

"Who's that an any idea why ye're lookin' like this?"

"He's ah robot from the future." Bill explains. "He comes to kill ah lady, then later he comes back to protect her son.

"I would rather be from the second one, his hair was cuhler." He says, then adds, "Oh, an he wasn't evil."

Because that's important. Next to cool hair.

Will just nods, if it makes sense to Bill, "Oh aye, sounds fun."

"You have to come ovah sometime an watch movies Will." Bill decides. "They ah awesome!"

"Doc an I watched one called Dragon'eart, was supposed to give Doc an idea 'bout my time, was just odd. An went to see a movie in New York once though was odd too."

"Yah? Well, I'll try to pick out some good ones an we can watch sometime. Mahbe it will be bettah."