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Bob, Guardian 452 of System Mainframe ([personal profile] mendanddefend_archive) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2008-05-01 03:54 pm

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"Bar?" says Bob when he comes in to Milliways today. "Get me my acoustic guitar and the sheet music for..." He trails off, then shrugs. "I dunno, surprise me."

The music which arrives is for a song entitled 'First of May,' by somebody named Jonathan Coulton. Bob takes the music and the guitar over to a comfy chair and is soon merrily strumming away.

Bar didn't see fit to include the lyrics to the song. Anybody have the guts to tell Bob what he's really playing?

The lyrics and an MP3 download of 'First of May' may be found here. WARNING: EXTREMELY NSFW.
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[personal profile] action_rad 2008-05-01 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Never having heard of Coulton, Rad's as oblivious to the raciness of the ditty as Bob is.

"Didn't think you were into modern folk music—" Pause. "Didn't know you played guitar either."
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[personal profile] action_rad 2008-05-01 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nodding, he asks, "What's it called? I've never heard that melody on the radio."
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[personal profile] action_rad 2008-05-01 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Should ask Bar if she'll give you some to take with you when you go back."

Which will probably result in much of the Awkward if she sends Bob home with anything like what Bob was just playing.
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[personal profile] action_rad 2008-05-02 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
'Really, Bob! There's kids in listening range!'

Yeah. Very much like that.

"Perusing Cybertronian archives. My instincts seem to think there's some kind of... Well. Probably not danger but something to create the sense of unease."

Pause.

"No luck at all."
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[personal profile] action_rad 2008-05-02 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
First Ironhide; then Bob.

You'd think everyone was interested in a scientist's less-than-rational feelings.

OK maybe not quite everyone. Just the ones told about it.

"Nothing more than the sense of an 'ill wind blowing'."

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[personal profile] re_mybrains 2008-05-02 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, well, the mun can't pass that up.

It's been over a year since Tom entered and Bob briefly introduced him to the bar. Tom's looking considerably healthier than that night.

Bob . . . is still blue and chromey. Kinda memorable.

Plus, he has a guitar that's drawing Tom's not-very-discreet interest.
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[personal profile] re_mybrains 2008-05-02 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
"--Um."

Busted!

"Yeah, I think so. Uh, back when I first came in? About a year ago -- waving a gun, panicking about zombies?"
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[personal profile] re_mybrains 2008-05-02 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Wry: "Yeah, that was me. Hi again."
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[personal profile] re_mybrains 2008-05-02 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
"--Oh, yeah, I think you're right." He half-waves. "Tom."

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[personal profile] a1enzo 2008-05-02 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
And look who else has once more smuggled his guitar in.

"Hi, Bob! What're you playing?"

Really good thing he doesn't have the lyrics.
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[personal profile] a1enzo 2008-05-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Enzo shakes his head. "Tomorrow. I hope I did good. I know I missed some questions in Geography."
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[personal profile] a1enzo 2008-05-02 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
"You used to have him? Balun says his homework gives him headaches. Val says he's funny, though."
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[personal profile] a1enzo 2008-05-02 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Yikes." And here Enzo was looking forward to new classes.

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