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Feb. 17th, 2005 12:18 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
She goes up to the bar and decides to try her luck. She can't remember any books she'd like to read. Okay, stick with the classics. "Hi, bar, can I have Great Expectations?"
Nothing happens. Hmmm, maybe it didn't realize that was a book.
"Do you have Slaughterhouse Five?"
Okay, the bar obviously doesn't want her to read right now.
"Any magazines?" she tries again. A copy of a 2002 Entertainment Weekly appears on the bar.
"Well, that's current," she mutters and the magazine disappears. Okay, the bar obviously doesn't like being criticized.
"I'm sorry. I meant thank you."
A copy of Vogue from 2000 appears.
"Thank you." Not her first choice but she doesn't want to anger the bar. She feels a little weird talking to a piece of wood but it seems to have a mind of its own.
"Can I have a burger too?" She loves being able to eat whatever she wants. Still she misses running.
Kim takes her burger and magazine to a booth. But feel free to bother her.