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Dec. 28th, 2005 12:08 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
( Who's that at the Door? Shall I go and see?
Yes! Yes! Open the door! Mummy, I need the bathroom... Yes, open it!*
Look, boys and girls! It's his Highness Price Charming!
Yaaaay! Hurr, he's wearing makeup! Hooray, Prince Charming! Yay!
Quickly! Whenever he comes in, we all have to shout 'Hail, your Royal Highness!' Do you think you can do that for me, boys and girls?
Yes! Yes! Okay, then! When's the interval, love? Yes! )
That is to say, Jack Harkness walks into the bar, inexplicably dressed in a ridiculously fake and OTT white sparkly costume, wearing some truly impressive rouge.
"...The hell?"
*Smalltext indicates those without radio mikes.
A few days ago, Dave left a present for Rimmer with the Bar: a set of wooden replicas depicting Napoleon Bonaparte's Armie du Noir. Not the complete set, you understand: just a few figures. To replace... well, you know.
Now he's sitting in a booth, botos up on the table, eating curry with the hand that's not holding his own present - a new comic - open against his skirt-clad thighs.
This panto thing had better wear off soon.