Foxtrot hasn't been down in the main area of the Bar much lately. Oh, he's been around - darting down to pick up a drink or meal along with another stack of
the literature insists on giving him - but he's been mostly upstairs.
When he comes down this time, he's carrying a stack of closed boxes that look like they've been made of paper mache (newspapers and magazines are obviously the raw materials). Each is a little bigger than the boxes you'd sell boots in and the resulting stack reaches from his hips to well over his head.
As he places them on Bar's countertop he emerges from behind the stack with a wicked grin.
"Now, love, I wonder if you'd give me a little help here."
A whispered conference and the boxes all vanish. Foxtrot snickers and settles down with a beer and pizza (and a new stack of magazines).
Each time Bob orders something, he'll get one of those boxes. Inside is an elaborate paper mache sculpture, accented with bits of origami (Granted, it's difficult to use magazine pages for origami. You have to laminate several layers to achieve the proper stiffness, but FX is persistant.).
The thing is, each sculpture is undoubtedly R-rated. They are 3-D, made-to-scale reproductions of diagrams from the
Kitsune Sutra. The insides of the lids contain helpful notes like, "Don't use honey for this one. Takes forever to get out of fur" or "Beginners might want to use a small trampoline to get the necessary hang time".
Oh, retaliation can be sweet!