Over by the stereo system stands an anthropomorphic turtle breaking the laws of physics. Now that's not to say that he's floating against the pull of gravity, or that he's somehow gotten the sticky bits out of the whole "cold fusion" thing, no what we're really trying to say here is that he's currently the loudest dressed Ninja in the Multi-verse.
And for reasons that defy the laws of nature Herself, it works for him.
Who knew that orange was effective Cammo?
Certainly, not the narrator, that's for sure.
Anyway, back to the stereo system. From out of one of the numerous pockets of his turtle-sized cargo shorts, Mike produces an cassett tape. We'll be having none of that CD/iPod nonsense, thankyouverymuch. He's just about to put the tape into the player when he stops to give the room a quick glance over his shoulder.
Perfect. Just the right crowd...or lack there of. He sides the tape into the player, and hits the right button.
Anybody in the house that knows
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, say HO!
There's a Rose
In a fisted Glove
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you can't be with the one you love
It's alright
Go ahead and love the one, love the one, love the one your with
Love the one, love the one, love the one your with
He smiles a bit more, and turns the volume up.
If your guy can't come to you
And you don't remember who your talking to
Your concentration slips away
Because your baby, she is so so far away
Chorus: And there's a rose in a fisted glove
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you cant be with the one you love
Love the one your with.Yeah...no. Not yet loud enough.
Don't be angry
Don't be sad
Don't sit cryin' for good times you had
There's a girl right next to you
And she's waiting for something to do
Hmmm.... Let's see if Whistler installed an 11 on this volume dial.
There's a Rose
In a fisted Glove
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you can't be with the one you love
It's alright
Go ahead and love the one, love the one, love the one yourwith
Love the one, love the one, love the one your with.
Doo-doo do do do doo de doo
Doo-doo do do do doo de doo.Aww yeah, that's the stuff.
Nothing better to do mindless paper work too, than what could only be called the
Official Love Song of Milliways.Sometimes being the Barman has it's privileges.