http://demandscomments.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2008-09-19 04:58 pm
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MORBO DOES NOT LIKE PIRATES. THEY OBVIOUSLY GET DRESSED IN THE DARK.

Morbo is apparently having deep thoughts today.


(OOC: Probably slowtime. Definitely crack.)
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[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
METAL IS A VALUABLE RESOURCE.

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A RETAIL CONSUMABLE PRODUCT.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Meat's nothing special. It's the soul inside that counts. It's like eating shit and finding a Peep inside."

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR INCONGRUOUS ANALOGIES ARE STRANGE, SMALL FUZZY NON-SEA ANIMAL.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
"I might be trying to drive you insane."

Not trying very hard, but still.

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
MORBO IS UNDAUNTED BY YOU, SMALL FUZZY NON-SEA ANIMAL.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Only because you don't know any better."

See: knowledge causes insanity.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
"You're a meatsack," Cthulhu says dismissively. "And you don't even know the non-insanity causing things about me."

Clearly this is a great failing.

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
ENLIGHTEN ME, THEN, SMALL FUZZY NON-SEA ANIMAL.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
"I," says the puppet grandly, "am Cthulhu, High Priest of the Great Old Ones, Bringer of Chaos and Madness, Devourer of Souls."

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Morbo blinks.

HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
"The closest English comes is C-T-H-U-L-H-U. Not that meatsacks can pronounce it at all."

You need more tongues.

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN INTERESTING IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.

He snorts.

MORBO IS HORRIBLE WITH NAMES.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not from Earth." Duh, Morbo.

"Is that why you say your own so often?" Cthulhu might be mocking him. Just a bit.

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
THIS IS PROPER GRAMMAR FOR MORBO'S SPECIES. BOB DOLE RIPPED US OFF.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe you just can't say 'I.'"

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
YOU MEAN THE LETTER THAT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE MAN WITHOUT APPENDAGES.

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Morbo tries this out, with varying degrees of success.

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Finally, Morbo masters this, and if Morbo had a facial expression that wasn't angry he would be gleeing right now.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Now they just have to get him to lower his voice.

"There you go!"

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
MORBO IS PLEASED.

Yeah, he really can't do anything about that. Not that he would if he could.
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