"I patched things up with Tobias, all right? And I didn't mean to...it's just...I told you. The woman slept with my wife to try to get to me."
He runs hands through his hair and lets his head thump on a non-plate covered bit of bar.
"It's not even that I'm jumping at shadows, Rich. I'm used to those. I'm jumping at the lack of shadows. I'm freaking because I turn around and there's no evil grin popping over my shoulder telling me to get to work. He's the Devil, Rich. This long without trouble I'm starting to think he's got something elaborate planned and the last time he did that, my wife almost got buckshot to the brain."
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He sips down more of the coffee. A lot.
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"I wouldn't worry about it too much. Is this bloke the person you've been grinning about all morning?"
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"Nooooooo...no no, uh...lemme add 'no' to that cause...no."
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He tops off the coffee again and thumps his shoulder.
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"But...what's that mean?"
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"Guess."
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"Pretty sure, yeah. I, uh, kinda blew up at him about it. Thought he was messing with me."
He sighs and looks more tired than usual even.
"I really gotta stop being paranoid, but it's really hard."
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He gives Zeke a pointed look.
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"I patched things up with Tobias, all right? And I didn't mean to...it's just...I told you. The woman slept with my wife to try to get to me."
He runs hands through his hair and lets his head thump on a non-plate covered bit of bar.
"It's not even that I'm jumping at shadows, Rich. I'm used to those. I'm jumping at the lack of shadows. I'm freaking because I turn around and there's no evil grin popping over my shoulder telling me to get to work. He's the Devil, Rich. This long without trouble I'm starting to think he's got something elaborate planned and the last time he did that, my wife almost got buckshot to the brain."
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"Good. Tobias is a good kid."
He shudders.
"I'm sorry about all of that. I wish I could tell you that you're safe here, but I know full well that the Devil has access to Milliways."
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"You've seen him? Older guy, shorter than me, grinning a lot and probably smoking a cigar or something. Hair down to his shoulders? That him?"
He's praying it's not.
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"Not that one. Probably a different one. There are so many worlds here."
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"Oh...okay. Just, uh, yeah...him...not knowing I go here. That's...that's good like it is."
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"Sorry, mate. Just don't want you to be surprised if he turns up."
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"Yeah...thanks, Rich. I get ya. Just...hoping on the not for that."
And off he goes.