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milliways_bar2012-09-02 06:37 pm
awesome_lilly) wrote in milliways_bar2012-09-02 06:37 pm
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Lilly is on a mission from... well, herself. She is going to find out what the hell actually cursed Puck (this time) if it kills her because a) it can't kill her, she's already dead and b) she has a sneaking fondness for her faeke husband and genuinely wants to help.
However.
Because she is Lilly, her current attempt to help involves a stab at scientific research: recreating past bar "incidents" on a crowd of volunteer waitrats to see if there's any common thread around causes, cures, and accidental side-effects.
The table before her is spread with a variety of seemingly innocuous items: peppercorn and honey and gin, a bowl of steaming curry, band candy, a horn and some cherries and a paper umbrella, the Roman equivalent of a penny, mints, two kinds of apples, a soy latte, and a Mexican coke. (Hey, this is thirsty work.)
Approach at your own risk.
[OOC: not plot-locked but please ping me at 'da emmy gee' or comment on backroom post before tagging so we see what might happen to our poor pups. Accidentally, of course. :D).
ETA: ahahahah awesomeness! slowtiming for now but let's keep doing this you mad impetuous frogs, you.
However.
Because she is Lilly, her current attempt to help involves a stab at scientific research: recreating past bar "incidents" on a crowd of volunteer waitrats to see if there's any common thread around causes, cures, and accidental side-effects.
The table before her is spread with a variety of seemingly innocuous items: peppercorn and honey and gin, a bowl of steaming curry, band candy, a horn and some cherries and a paper umbrella, the Roman equivalent of a penny, mints, two kinds of apples, a soy latte, and a Mexican coke. (Hey, this is thirsty work.)
Approach at your own risk.
[OOC: not plot-locked but please ping me at 'da emmy gee' or comment on backroom post before tagging so we see what might happen to our poor pups. Accidentally, of course. :D).
ETA: ahahahah awesomeness! slowtiming for now but let's keep doing this you mad impetuous frogs, you.
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If it's any consolation, he's got a perfectly adequate pair.
"So maybe I should have explained about the mints. They swap your currently expressed gender for the traditionally considered opposite one."
In other words, dude looks like a lady.
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"No."
What he's saying no to isn't exactly specific, but it's pretty clear given the circumstances.
"No, I can't-- No!"
He claps his hands to his face.
"Oh god! What-- this isn't--"
And then he looks down at his...lower regions.
"Ohhhshit. Nonononono, goddammit, no. Listen-- Lilly! You! There'd better be a-- a whatchamacallit! To turn me back! 'Cause this? This? No! Just-- no! Shit!"
He runs off, knocking over a couple of chairs in the process -- and ducks into the men's room to hide. FOREVER. Well, not forever, but still.
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She doesn't get up.
She does, however, write a note.
Dear Tommy,
Sorry becoming a lady freaked you out so hard, it's really pretty awesome when you get used to it. However, should you choose to return to external genitalia, just give this mint to a willing lady of your acquaintance, and once she eats it the two of you need to kiss. Presto change-o, you're as much a man as you ever were.
Lilly
She encloses a mint and drops the whole thing off at bar.