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[no_vampires_plz]

There's a purple pony walking through Milliways today.

That, in itself, is not so unusual.

What is unusual is that she's walking on one of the rafters.

On the underside of one of the rafters.

¿ʎǝɥʇ ʇ,uǝɹɐ 'unɟ ǝɹɐ sllǝds ʎʇıʌɐɹƃ

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[no_vampires_plz]

"¿ɔıƃɐɯ ɹoɟ pɹoʍ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʇsnɾ ʇı sı ɹo ¿ɔıbɐɯ ǝʞıן s,ʇı os 'ɥo"

[kamehamehaaa]

"No. It's like science."

[no_vampires_plz]

"¿ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ ʞɹoʍ ʇ,uop ǝɔuǝıɔs puɐ ɔıƃɐɯ ǝɹǝɥʍ splɹoʍ ǝsoɥʇ ɟo ǝuo ɯoɹɟ noʎ ǝɹ∀ ˙ʇıɐʍ˙˙˙"

[kamehamehaaa]

"No, I've seen magic, but I'm sure it's different. Chi is just energy, it's there. Like... light, or heat."

[no_vampires_plz]

"'ɔıƃɐɯ sı oS" she says. "˙ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ 'plɹoʍ ʎɯ uI"

[kamehamehaaa]

"I don't know exactly how it works." Gohan says.

[no_vampires_plz]

"˙˙˙noʎ 'ʇsɹıℲ ˙sʞɹoʍ llǝds ʎʇıʌɐɹƃ ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʎlʇɔɐxǝ ʍouʞ I 'llǝM"

Insert a very detailed technical explanation of gravity magic here. Upside-down.

[kamehamehaaa]

Gohan nods politely, but doesn't really understand.

"Do you use your magic for good or evil?"

[no_vampires_plz]

Twilight is slightly taken aback by the question.

"˙˙˙pooƃ ɹoɟ ʇı ǝsn oʇ ʎɹʇ ˙˙˙I"

[kamehamehaaa]

"There was a baddie that used it to take my Dad's body and try to beat us with it." Gohan says.

[no_vampires_plz]

"¿¿ʎɥM"

[kamehamehaaa]

"Because he knew he would lose." Gohan says.

This is nothing; later they'll encounter a baddie that turns people into chocolate.

[no_vampires_plz]

"˙uoıʇsǝnb ʎɯ ɹǝʍsuɐ ʎllɐǝɹ ʇ,usǝop ʇɐɥʇ"

[kamehamehaaa]

"Then I don't understand the question. He took Daddy's body because Daddy was stronger so then we had to fight Daddy and Daddy was stuck in the monster."

[no_vampires_plz]

"¿ǝɔɐld ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ uı noʎ ƃuıʇɥƃıɟ ǝɥ sɐʍ ʎɥM"

[kamehamehaaa]

"Because he wanted to kill us to take some magic balls to make a wish with."

[no_vampires_plz]

...

"¿ɥʇıʍ sǝɥsıʍ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ sllɐq ɔıƃɐɯ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ op ˙˙˙pu∀"

[kamehamehaaa]

"Not at the moment but they're on Earth somewhere."

[no_vampires_plz]

"˙uosɐǝɹ ǝɯos ɹoɟ 'ɯǝɥʇ ʇǝƃ oʇ noʎ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ oƃ oʇ pǝpǝǝu ǝɥ ʇnq"

[kamehamehaaa]

"If we let him get them the bigger enemy would wish to be immortal and destroy the Earth." Gohan explains patiently.

[no_vampires_plz]

"˙uǝɥʇ ʎɐʞO ˙ɥO"

[kamehamehaaa]

Gohan manages to turn upside down, has a moment of chi failure, and just manages to stop himself landing on his head. He flips back over and lands on the floor.

"Oops."

[no_vampires_plz]

"'ʇuɐʍ noʎ ɟı noʎ uo llǝds ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇsɐɔ ʎɹʇ plnoɔ I" Twilight offers.

[kamehamehaaa]

"No!" Gohan says.

Beat. "Sorry, I mean no thank you."

[no_vampires_plz]

"˙˙˙lnɟǝɹɐɔ ǝq ll,I ǝsıɯoɹd I 'uoɯ,ɔ 'ʍʍʍ∀"