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Wreck-It Ralph ([personal profile] yourcolossalhands) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2013-03-23 09:44 pm

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Ralph is greeted at the bar by a napkin. "Late for what?" he asks, and gets another napkin in reply. "Me? But why?" Napkin. "What kind of 'special occasion'?" Napkin, eyeroll. "Fine, fine, don't tell me." He sighs and heads around behind the bar. "Could I get a few drink suggestions? To go with the theme?" The specials board fills itself out:

SONIC: THE FIGHTERS
Miles "Tails" Prower
Sonic the Hedgehog

STREET FIGHTER II
Blankatini
Bloody Bison
Chun-Li ice tea
Flash Kick!
Hadouken!
Shoryuken!
Spinning Piledriver
Yoga Flame

SUPER MARIO BROS. (on PlayChoice-10)
Boo Shot
Bowser
Goomba
Princess Peach
Warp Pipe

TEKKEN
Kuma's Furry Cup
Nina Colada
Paul Phoenix Rising
Yoshimitsu's Poison Breath


"...all righty then." He turns to face the customers and tries to look happy to be there. "What'll it be?"

[In honor of his canon now being in Japanese cinemas, have a tending Ralph! Open to new threads until it scrolls, and to new tags until your brainmeats can't do it anymore.]
claudiometer: arms crossed, wearing sunglasses (future's so bright I gotta wear shades)

[personal profile] claudiometer 2013-03-24 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia's still got some egg in her hair from the food fight she and her brother were having. (He's easily the worse for wear, though; he may know the physics end better, but he can't judge distance for crap.)
"...I had no idea there were that many video-game-themed drinks out there. but I guess I shouldn't be surprised."
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[personal profile] says_the_booyah 2013-03-24 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
"They make drinks based on all those games?" Why? It's not like most people who play the games are drinking age.
says_the_booyah: (in thought)

[personal profile] says_the_booyah 2013-03-24 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Cy gives the big guy - bigger than him but not by a lot - a once-over. "What game are you from?

"I'll just stick with a milkshake. Not much for hard drinks. My system wouldn't like them, anyway."
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[personal profile] says_the_booyah 2013-03-24 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Chocolate. And I can't say I ever played that one. But it's like Donkey Kong, right?" Everyone knows the Donkey Kong/Mario series. Even if Cy isn't really a big fan.
claudiometer: with Pete and Artie (we got a ping!)

[personal profile] claudiometer 2013-03-24 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, she's not that little. (But on the other hand, this guy's huge. So she doesn't protest.)
"...I think I'll stick with what I know," she says, after eyeing some stray food stains on her clothes. "Gonna have enough to explain when I go home without being drunk on top of it. Mountain Dew, please."
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[personal profile] says_the_booyah 2013-03-24 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Thanks.

"So you know you're from a game. And you know most of us here aren't?" It took him how long to explain this to that annoying girl with the candy theme?
claudiometer: onna laptop (research-fu: new school)

[personal profile] claudiometer 2013-03-24 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, that explains the arcade comment easily enough. Claudia Donovan. Good to meetcha."
She's... not from an arcade, but they can get to that in a moment.
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[personal profile] unglitched 2013-03-24 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
"You forget which game you're from, Captain Poop Deck?" remarks a voice from the rafters. "Tapper's is three outlets down from you guys."
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[personal profile] says_the_booyah 2013-03-24 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
"You know her? Of course you know her." He's not sure what to make of her telling about him, though. She sure didn't seem impressed. At all. "Cyborg. Nice to meetcha.

"But I don't really have much in common with Kano. Just the eye." He's not really big on Mortal Kombat in general. Mainly because Beast Boy always wins.
unglitched: (¿uıƃuɐɥ ʇı sʍoɥ)

[personal profile] unglitched 2013-03-24 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh?" Vanellope dangles upside-down by her knees, which puts her almost at Ralph's eye level. "Like 'Chinese curse' interesting or...?"
claudiometer: text: hey, can someone cover for me while I go chuck a nuke in a wormhole? (end *all* the worlds?)

[personal profile] claudiometer 2013-03-24 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia nods. "I'm not from a game, but I've played a few in my time."
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[personal profile] says_the_booyah 2013-03-24 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not really, not these days." But his tone does imply he doesn't talk about it much anyway.

"I guess the good guys aren't big drinkers, inside or outside a game.

"So you interact with other games? That's kind of cool."
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[personal profile] unglitched 2013-03-24 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"'Course ya can, you made the Wreckmobile, didn'cha?"
claudiometer: onna laptop (research-fu: new school)

[personal profile] claudiometer 2013-03-24 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"...Can't say I've heard of that one, but it sounds a lot like Halo. And if they're anything alike, the appeal is 'shoot the crap out of some aliens.'"
Some customers are easy to please.

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