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[yourcolossalhands]

Ralph is greeted at the bar by a napkin. "Late for what?" he asks, and gets another napkin in reply. "Me? But why?" Napkin. "What kind of 'special occasion'?" Napkin, eyeroll. "Fine, fine, don't tell me." He sighs and heads around behind the bar. "Could I get a few drink suggestions? To go with the theme?" The specials board fills itself out:

SONIC: THE FIGHTERS
Miles "Tails" Prower
Sonic the Hedgehog

STREET FIGHTER II
Blankatini
Bloody Bison
Chun-Li ice tea
Flash Kick!
Hadouken!
Shoryuken!
Spinning Piledriver
Yoga Flame

SUPER MARIO BROS. (on PlayChoice-10)
Boo Shot
Bowser
Goomba
Princess Peach
Warp Pipe

TEKKEN
Kuma's Furry Cup
Nina Colada
Paul Phoenix Rising
Yoshimitsu's Poison Breath

"...all righty then." He turns to face the customers and tries to look happy to be there. "What'll it be?"

[In honor of his canon now being in Japanese cinemas, have a tending Ralph! Open to new threads until it scrolls, and to new tags until your brainmeats can't do it anymore.]

Comments

[claudiometer]

Claudia's still got some egg in her hair from the food fight she and her brother were having. (He's easily the worse for wear, though; he may know the physics end better, but he can't judge distance for crap.)
"...I had no idea there were that many video-game-themed drinks out there. but I guess I shouldn't be surprised."

[says_the_booyah]

"They make drinks based on all those games?" Why? It's not like most people who play the games are drinking age.

[unglitched]

"You forget which game you're from, Captain Poop Deck?" remarks a voice from the rafters. "Tapper's is three outlets down from you guys."

[havetubawilltravel]

Pinkie's eyes zoom over the special board before craning all the way up meet Ralph's face.

Which is pretty darn far up there, for a pony on all fours by the floor.

"I think I'd love a strawberry milkshake. With EXTRA sprinkles, whipped cream, and a cherry!" Then gleefully. "Did you come here a little while ago? I know EVERYPONY and I haven't met you yet!"