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[balletrat]

*Meg is in the bar. With coffee. Take that, bar!*

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[balletrat]

*Meg stares.*

- so you're who Frankie was shacked up with all that time!

[hhhallo.livejournal.com]

"Frankie? I know no Frankie." He sidles closer. "You like Manuel, no?"

[balletrat]

*Meg takes a sidle to the other side.*

Er. I don't really know who Manuel is -

[hhhallo.livejournal.com]

"MANUEL COMES TO SAVE YOU! You hhhave a life of darkness? Manuel is a GREAT LIGHT!"

[balletrat]

*Meg blinks suspiciously at Scary Manpanties Man.*

You're not some sort of religious fanatic, are you?

[key-youth-bert.livejournal.com]

Insert one blinking and staring gunslinger.

"Um...new friend, Meg?"

[hhhallo.livejournal.com]

"Manuel is floating above friends in the ABYSS. Hhhe is beyond friends. Manuel aaaaches for beautiful ballerina lady."

[balletrat]

*Meg is beyond words.*

. . . . . . .

[key-youth-bert.livejournal.com]

Cuthbert?

Cuthbert has literally collapsed with laughter.

So much for coming to the rescue.

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Anthy sees Cuthbert writhing in agony, and hurries over to make sure that people who count aren't also in pain. "Is anything wrong?"

[hhhallo.livejournal.com]

"HHHALLO! DO YOU HAVE SIBLINGS?!"

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

"Yes," Anthy says, and suddenly realizes who Manuel reminds her of.

[balletrat]

*Meg staaaaaares at the man in scary manpants, and meanwhile kicks Cuthbert. Surreptitiously, of course.*

Er.

Monsieur, would you like some clothing?

Also, Cuthbert here, he's like my brother, does that count?

[hhhallo.livejournal.com]

"No no no. Manuel has no use for man parts."

[key-youth-bert.livejournal.com]

Cuthbert stops laughing long enough to be relieved. And get to his feet.

"So, um...Manuel, is it? As Meg here said, can we get you some pants or something, perhaps?"

[balletrat]

I have a tutu in my bag, *Meg offers, keeping well behind Cuthbert.

When it comes to scary manpanties Meg has no compunctions about human shields.*

[hhhallo.livejournal.com]

He looks at Cuthbert.

"Do you hhhave a beautiful WIFE?"

[key-youth-bert.livejournal.com]

".....Sorry, but no."

[hhhallo.livejournal.com]

Manuel pouts.

"That is too sad, say sorry."

[balletrat]

*Meg holds out the tutu, wordlessly.*

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

". . . Roland?"

Anthy suspects curry.

[key-youth-bert.livejournal.com]

...

...

Cuthbert stops staring at Manuel long enough to staaaaaaaaaaare at Anthy.

[hhhallo.livejournal.com]

"Who is this 'Roland'? Is he your FAMILY?"

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

"He's Cuthbert's," says Anthy sweetly, ignoring the staaaaare.

[balletrat]

*Meg has had enough of this.

She shoves the tutu over Manuel's head. And then dives under the table.*