milliways_bar | (no subject)

Must everything be limited to practicality?

You must admit, Bigby is the practical type.

That doesn't mean he can't appreciate plaid for the sheer joy of plaid, from time to time.

Perhaps, but Bigby is still not the type to wear plaid, especially in the form of a tutu or kilt.

Plaid could be useful, anyways, *Meg points out.* As a distraction technique when attacking, you know.

Yes, but when Bigby attacks someone, he doesn't really need to distract them.

What if he's attacking lots of people? *Meg points out cunningly.*

He can still take them, no tutu needed.

Even twenty?

*Meg is looking interested in the mechanics of this.*

*Snow thinks a moment*

With numbers that high, he'd more than likely shift to wolf form for the advantage, which means a tutu would wind up shredded, anyway, as well as being the lesser of the two distractions.

A wolf in a tutu, *Meg points out,* would be that much more distracting. Or a wolf in plaid.

Anyways, what if he was in Stealth Mode and wanted to look harmless?

*We will not mention the Granny Incident.*

No, there wouldn't be a tutu, or plaid. When he shifts, anything he's wearing would wind up shredded.

Stealth Mode and tutus most definately do not mix.

No, see, *Meg explains patiently,* no one could suspect danger from someone in tutu or plaid, right? So it would, like, be incognito through being extra-noticeable.

*. . . *

Meg, I honestly don't think Bigby needs the help. He does extremely well with his job as it is.

It'd be silly to turn down extra help, *Meg says cheerfully.*

Meg, I have to say that this is one time that Bigby will most definately choose the silly option.

Oh, good! *Meg's smile broadens.* Then of course he won't mind the tutu.

*facepalm*

What I ment was that if turning down the tutu was silly, then he would choose the silly option. He will mind the tutu.

What if it was a choice between a tutu and a tartan?

I highly doubt he'd ever be faced with that choice.

Life offers many strange occurrences, *Meg says solemnly.* One never knows.

But what if the choice were presented and he chose neither?

*Meg looks aghast.*

What, he went around naked?

*No, Snow isn't drooling. Not even a little*

*Meg eyes her.*

- happy as some people might be with that -