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He could cure the rest of the world, being the one crackless boy.

"-Really-." Kon pauses, and raises an eyebrow. "I could prove it to you." How, though, he has no idea.

Yes, of course. His genuis will save them all!

"Go ahead, then," Tim challenged. This should be interesting.

Except for the one carrier that is always missed. That's how all horror movies end, after all.

"...what, now?" Kon frowns at that.

So their lives were cheesy horror movies now? Then again, they did have people coming back from the dead, so maybe it was appropriate.

"How should I know? You're the one who told me you were going to convince me that you're an innocent soul." Tim just shrugged. Be creative, Kon!

Would anything but a cheesy horror movie have Batman moonlight as a stripper?

"Ask me a question. Any question, that someone who's innocent wouldn't know the answer to."

A cheesy porn movie with very bad taste? Or a comedy gone wrong?

"'Cause you couldn't lie, right?" Tim said with a shake of his head. But he bit the bait anyway. He looked thoughtful for a few moments before he spoke again.

"What scar do I have my inner left thigh?" Which was a jagged cut mark.

Maybe both! Because that's possible, right?

"Of course I won't lie. I totally -- " Kon pauses, then makes a face. "You totally had to go for the losing question, huh?"

That would be a movie Tim would never see. Ever. And he would try to burn every copy that existed.

"What do you mean?" Tim said with a clueless expression, although he knew exactly what Kon meant. "It's a fair question."

But there's pirated downloads! He can't get those. And one day, a file will arrive...

"Totally not," Kon says, even though he'd probably been asking for it. "I can still be innocent and know the answer to that, anyway."

And Tim would totally not open it because his sixth sense will inform him on the danger.

"Oh? Really?" Tim asked in a curious fashion, not believeing Kon a teensy bit.

But what if his computer flipped out, and opened it by itself?

"Uh-huh. I'm sure there's someone somewhere who has had sex and come out of it still innocent."

Simple. Then Tim would burn the computer.

The smaller boy seemed to contemplate this. He actually looked thoughtful before he looked up at Kon, who was sitting next to him.

"And are you one of them?" He asked, leaning towards him to whisper those words into Kon's ear.

And then it comes back, like a phoenix out of the ashes!

...ooh, no close, no close! Not when Kon's pretending to be innocent! "Uhm, maybe." He's so not convincing, is he?

If it did, then Tim would chuck it at Kon because it somehow must be his fault.

"What do you mean, maybe?" Tim continued, adjusting his voice so that it sounded huskier than usual.

Hey! Don't hit the unsuspecting innocent bystander with a computer!

"...that's not fair," Kon says after a moment, trying his very very best not to react. As if saying that will really save him.

Innocent bystander, his ass.

"What are you talking about?" Tim sounded oh-so-innocent as he quickly kissed Kon behind his ear.

Hey! It's not like he knows enough about computers to -not- be one here!

"-Really- not fair." But this is Kon not caring so much anymore. Screw it. "Do that again?"

Still. He was the one that came up with the twisted scenario in the first place!

"Do what again?" Was Tim a tease. Of course not. Really.

That doesn't count!

"What, you want me to show you?" 'Cuz he will. He totally, totally will.

How the hell does it not? It's the root of all evil!

"A demonstration is welcome," Tim replied with a sly grin.

There's some worse evil somewhere, surely! Like little munchkins in green hats dancing naked! Around a rainbow!

Kon smirks slightly. "But if I -demonstrate-, that means I lose." He hasn't forgotten about that, after all. Even in the face of his eagerness!

But Tim does not know they exist!

"Well, then. I guess you'll just have to live without a repeat performance." A shrug accompanied those words. Hey, remember? Tim the Tease.

He should be glad he doesn't. So very glad.

"...I should totally just give up on winning, huh?" Look at that resolve go wavery. Hey, can you blame him?

Do Kon know these creatures exist? And if so, how the hell does he?

"I didn't know there was a contest here." A little chuckle escaped Tim's lips.

Don't ask. Just. Don't. Ask.

"Sure you didn't." Kon shakes his head. "Well, I give up. You win." With that, he kisses Tim's neck.