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Ramon inna bar. This particular ~~Servant of Evil~~ cartel boss/terrorist isn't in a great mood, due to the fact that it's a certain someone's birthday and he feels like he wants to be really nice to them.

No, the irony is not lost on him. He'll probably end up being horrible to the person because of it, but in the meantime he's in the bar and drinking.

Oh and if your name is Lee Castle, approaching is not advisable. ~~He'll be finding you later anyway...~~

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'Why should he be embarrassed? I think he's shown remarkable good taste.'

His smirk is probably bordering on insufferable right now.

"You would think that Ramon. Most everyone else, would not."
"Also, I have left you alone, I have not forced my company on you. I have made it clear that I have no wish to associate with you. Why do you insist on my company if it is so unpleasant?"

'Well its lucky that the opinions of others dont matter to me then I suppose.'

He grins widely and has a drink. 'I never said I found your company unpleasant Andres, not when we have such fun with our little chats. And the threats always make me laugh so why should I deny myself?'

"I keep fooling myself into believing that one of these days you will get bored and move on to someone who is willing to fight back."

A delighted chuckle. 'Let the record show that I didn't even have to call you a fool. You did it all by yourself.'

He raises an eyebrow. 'And I'm good at not getting bored sometimes. Especially these days when I have such fun ways to amuse myself.'

*Smirk*

"I am a fool at best Ramon. So I am not insulted,"

'Oh, thats a shame.'

He grins again. Judging by the look of the man, he was beyond rising to jibes but that didn't mean this wouldn't bug him.

'Self pity is so unattractive Andres. Now you've admitted your foolishness, maybe you can find someone else that fits you better.'

Andres rolls his eyes.

"I'm not really interested in finding someone at the moment, Ramon."

'Well, I can understand that. When all your boyfriends dump you at once it probably would tend to put you off a bit.'

*Smirk*
"I will be doing my fair share of dumping, Ramon, but I am glad to see that you understand."

He actually does understand all about that. It's what the whole vendetta is about after all - but he just doesn't care when it happens to other people.

'Ah well, that what I was saying about you and your reputation Andres. Some break up with you because they have other's they like better and some just get more attractive offers. And I guess you must get bored easily, if you're dumping whoever's left. Or maybe you just like brooding in a corner and feeling sorry for yourself.'

"Just remember, Ramon, when Random gets bored of you, misery loves company. Thank you for the concern regarding my reputation, but the matter is my own."

He just shrugs and laughs. 'If he does, he does. I might get bored of him, who knows?' His eyes gleam. 'It's just sex Andres, just fucking. How does it feel to know that you got dumped for that? Your friendship must have really meant nothing to him.'

Andres frowns and his eyes dart down to the table as they avoid meeting Ramon's.

"Random offered to maintain friendship. I could not do it." He says quietly.

His eyes shine more. Got you with that one...

'Yeah, I expect it would be hard staying around the guy, knowing that you werent enough to hold his interest.'

Andres does not answer.

He just nods.

His eyes narrow. 'Oh God. You're not going to start crying are you?'

After a few moments to relax he looks up again and smirks.
"No Ramon. I do not care enough about Random to give you that kind of pleasure."

He chuckles expansively and pretends to pout for a second. 'Well, now you're just being selfish...'

*Shrug* "I have been accused of worse."

'Yes, I can imagine.' He points at the wine. 'You going to drink that?'

"... No." *Smirk*

He shrugs and picks it up, leans back lazily in his chair and swirls it around its glass a little.

'So what's your plan Andres? Not many friends left round here. Any hope you might disappear back off to Castille?'

"It is always a possibility." *Shrug*

"Though not very likely."

'No, they want to kill you there too, right? You seem to have a knack for getting people to want to do that. Maybe you should think about why sometime.'

He sips at the wine. He knows that Andres wouldn't give him the satisfaction of blowing up in his face, but it was also fun seeing him keeping calm at all costs.