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milliways_bar2005-08-21 04:20 pm
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An attractive entrance...
Thomas Raith, formerly of the leading House of the White Court, scrounges around in the ice box for a minute before looking up with a grumble.
"Harry, we're out of beer ag--"
Blink.
Stare.
"Okay, no shortage of beer, I'm thinking, but sudden shortage of apartment."
He winces.
"Harry's going to kill me."
"Harry, we're out of beer ag--"
Blink.
Stare.
"Okay, no shortage of beer, I'm thinking, but sudden shortage of apartment."
He winces.
"Harry's going to kill me."
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Turn around Thomas, this could get... interesting.
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"Oh. Hi. Um, this whole, uh, bar in the place of your apartment thing? Yeah, not my fault. I promise. I know I complain about you never getting out sometimes, but I'm not this nuts."
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But I'm too tired.
"No, Thomas. I know."
Not gonna help him either.
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"So you've been holding out on me then? Cold, man. Very cold."
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"Actually, blame this one on Bob."
I point to the annoying little skull sitting on the bar counter across the room.
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"I can't blame anything on Bob. I get laid way more often than he does, so I guess it all evens up."
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"Sure it does."
I just roll my eyes.
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"You all right, Harry? Seem a little, I dunno, crabby? Tense? I'll spot you a beer if you like. Got my last paycheck from that last job of mine. No better way to spend it."
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Okay, really, Thomas isn't that bad. He would pay for more if he could, he just has a 'job' problem. As in, he can't exactly keep one - for a number of reasons, but that's not exactly his fault.
"Fine. Beer sounds good."
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But he looked confused. Which probably meant that he was new here, or that he had some sort of problem. And Lian, of course, would cheerfully try to help out with either.
"Can I help you?" She asked as she approached him, in her Red Hood uniformed glory.
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"Sure."
It's almost a proposition, but not quite. Then he looks around, breaking the spell a little.
"You, uh, wouldn't happen to know where I am, would you?"
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"Of course. You're at Milliways," Lian told him with a smile of her own, her suspicions confirmed that he was new here. "Also known as the bar at the end of the universe."
Cue hand gesture over to observation window!
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"I think I like looking at you a little better, thanks."
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"Well, in that case..." She took off one of her gloves before extending towards him. "I'm Lian Harper."
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"Thomas Raith. And I'll, uh, skip the bad joke about what beautiful music we could make together and go straight to 'you have any idea how I got here?'"
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And honestly, this man could give her father a run for his money. Which, actually, would be quite interesting to watch with the younger version of her father in the bar and all.
"Because the Bar wanted you here," Lian answered plainly, a smile twiching at the corner of her lips. "No one really knows how it works, but it seems to pull people at random. Or so it seems."
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"So...bar. At the end of the universe."
He shrugs.
"Well, if everything was going to shit, I guess I would want a beer too."
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There is a raven, perched on the back of a chair.
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He looks at the Raven for a minute.
"And, uh, you looking for a skull to perch on or anything? I might just know someone you could go into business with."
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"Is that relevant? I rarely perch on skulls, you see. Except for ones that still have eyes. They are tasty."
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"Nah, Bob probably wouldn't be up your alley then."
He looks around for a moment before looking at the Raven.
"So, uh, talking bird. How's that working for you?"
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The bird flutters his feathers idly, and practices balancing on one leg.
This doesn't last long.
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He's curious.
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"That's cool. I can deal with that."
Then he looks at the bird again.
"So, what are you then?"
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