ext_37786 ([identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2005-10-04 09:51 pm
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Happy Hour

Bernard escapes the sickroom by the skin of his teeth.

His hair's a little sticky-uppy.

He strides behind Bar and takes a deep breath.

"Welcome to Milliways Happy Hour.

"Specials are a dirty vodka martini, a tequila sunset, and--" he shrugs, "--a cosmopolitan."

He rubs his eyes tiredly.

"What'll you have?"
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mnt_raph: (Evil Grin)

[personal profile] mnt_raph 2005-10-05 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
That too.

*He grins bright and toothy.*

Need an opinion, Gramps. Think you can pull yourself away from that wild hair up your ass enough to give me one?

[identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Fuck you, all over again."

He sighs.

"What?"
mnt_raph: (Bustin' up.)

[personal profile] mnt_raph 2005-10-05 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
*He puts a paper bag on the bartop, still grinning like a fool.*

Go on...open it.


*Should Bernard open it, he might just find this inside. But you know...only if he opens it.*

[identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Bernard opens it.

And makes a face approximately like this: O_o
mnt_raph: (Smooth)

[personal profile] mnt_raph 2005-10-05 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Couldn't very well get 'Bert a cowboy hat, now could I?

*He's as pleased as Bernard has ever seen him. It's sort of...well, it would be cute, it if wasn't so horrifying.*

[identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Bernard takes it out...



And dissolves into sniggers.
mnt_raph: (Bustin' up.)

[personal profile] mnt_raph 2005-10-05 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
*Raph cackles.*

I ain't seen him 'round the bar tonight, but just in case keep it low. Got this idea the other night, been laughin' at it ever since. Specially the part where all them gunslingers come ridin' in on one of them old fashioned Paddy Wagons, chasin' after ... well what ever it is they chase.

[identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Men in black, I think..." He looks down at his attire. "Which would be me."
mnt_raph: (Backwards Glance)

[personal profile] mnt_raph 2005-10-05 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
*Raph sizes up his boss.*

You're too Howdy Doody lookin' to be a badguy. Maybe some kinda misunderstood anti-hero, but you ain't no badguy.

[identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
"...Howdy Doody?"

He's crushed.
mnt_raph: (Defiant)

[personal profile] mnt_raph 2005-10-05 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Cowabunga.

*Says Raph as he snags back the hat, tossing it back into the brown paper bag.*

[identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Bernard suppresses the urge to ask Raph what time it is.

"Anyway, 'Bert'll love it."
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[personal profile] mnt_raph 2005-10-05 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Plan is to not get shot. I ain't as bullet proof as I used to be. Hate fishin' out frickin' bullets.

*He grumbles under his breath.*

A'right, gonna go drop this bad boy off. You uh...have a good shift or somethin'.

[identity profile] the-woodpecker.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, thanks."

As if nothing happened.

Because nothing did.

Right.
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