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Raven just wrinkles his nose, and eats a cookie.

Not one of the Jesus-cookies.

*Adam just... sighs.*

Maybe this wasn't my best choice.

Raven shrugs.

"I like it well enough."

And he does.

*Adam raises an eyebrow*

Do you think the beard suits me?

There is a moment of consideration.

"In this shape, perhaps. As yourself, I think you would look silly. Possibly also Amish. It is difficult to say."

*Adam laughs now, rather loudly and rudely. He stops suddenly, a shocked look on his face.*

THAT was an unpleasant sound.

Raven blinks at him, then reaches up to feel the tips of his ears.

"You are not turning into a donkey, I do not think. It is odd."

*Adam scowls, but it's not quite sincere.*

I could do what I did in front of Alanna.

"Please spare me the sight of you without clothing? It is a thing I would appreciate. Also acrobatics, sexual or otherwise."

Raven is attempting to stifle laughter, at this point.

*Adam turns into Thom with the blink of an eye, and winks at Raven.*

Oh, if I did those things, I'm sure you'd appreciate them.

"Only if you were actually Thom."

Raven's voice is prim.

"Mostly because I would get to laugh at him, I think."

*Adam laughs, a bit.*

She gave me a kiss on the cheek like this. It was...

Raven raises an eyebrow.

"It was?"

*He wrinkles his nose.*

A little creepy.

Raven wrinkles his nose.

"You took this shape, I think, yes?"

Yes.

She said she preferred it, as it was more familiar.

Raven blinks, then shrugs.

"Sometimes things are better left unlearned, perhaps. It is why the choice of a shape is better when it is carefully considered."

There is a pause, and then Raven grins.

"And still I choose by whim. So."

I don't know, I think your shape is pretty good.

Raven grins.

"I should hope so. I am very vain."

Well, rest assured. It's a very... acceptable form.

"Careful, Adam, or you will make me blush."

Raven's deadpan is something like a work of art, really.

Something like.

I'm sure there's no risk of that, or we'd have encountered it far sooner.

"Likely, I think."

Raven snorts.

*And now he's back.*

Does that ever bother you?

"The lack of embarrassment?"

Raven sounds incredulous.