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Aug. 4th, 2004 10:23 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Jenny stomps in through a Door, eyes the commotion at the other end of the bar, and continues on, ignoring it. She stops in front of the bar and growls at it:
"Advil, gin, and a dish of choccy ice cream."
A margarita appears.
"Very funny. Now serve me my ice cream or I'll turn you to splinters."
A dish of ice cream appears, but it is pale green and accompanied by a slice of lime and a shaker of salt.
"I'm not bloody Constantine. I'm not fucking apologizing. What I am is bleeding on the rag, so unless you want a bloody woman with PMS turning you to paper, you'll give me my sodding order!"
Two Advil, a glass of gin, and a *large* dish of chocolate ice cream with hot fudge and chocolate sprinkles appear on the bar.
"Thank you." Jenny pets the bar approvingly and sits carefully down on a bar stool to eat her ice cream.
"You forgot the spoon!"
A spoon appears instantly.
"That's better."
"Advil, gin, and a dish of choccy ice cream."
A margarita appears.
"Very funny. Now serve me my ice cream or I'll turn you to splinters."
A dish of ice cream appears, but it is pale green and accompanied by a slice of lime and a shaker of salt.
"I'm not bloody Constantine. I'm not fucking apologizing. What I am is bleeding on the rag, so unless you want a bloody woman with PMS turning you to paper, you'll give me my sodding order!"
Two Advil, a glass of gin, and a *large* dish of chocolate ice cream with hot fudge and chocolate sprinkles appear on the bar.
"Thank you." Jenny pets the bar approvingly and sits carefully down on a bar stool to eat her ice cream.
"You forgot the spoon!"
A spoon appears instantly.
"That's better."