The Bar at the End of the Universe

*The door flies open and Jack strolls in, carrying a small wooden coffer under his arm and whistling. He goes up to the bar and sets it down, then opens it. First he pulls out a handful of doubloons and drops them on the bar with a ringing sound.*

There you go, luv-- settle up the tab, savvy? *He grins mischievously.* I've been remiss, so I have-- so this is for you. *From somewhere else in the coffer, Jack brings out a cascade of bright silk ribbons and lays them on the bartop.* Pretty things for a pretty bar.

A bottle of rum and a glass appears next to the ribbons, which vanish, and Jack grins wickedly.*

Thank you, luv.