Happy Hour
Aug. 19th, 2013 02:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Conversations with bar napkins:
"How have I managed to rack up a bar tab that big so quickly?"
"Did you have to make it sound so judgmental?"
"Or I could just stop paying for the room I'm not actually sleeping in."
"Weren't you going to go to sleep?"
HAPPY HOUR
Specials: Anything non-alcoholic
Answer a question, get 10% off.
Yes, this is a free drink every ten questions.
"How have I managed to rack up a bar tab that big so quickly?"
You keep buying your girlfriend wine and expensive gifts.
"Did you have to make it sound so judgmental?"
You could always go home and not pay for the room.
"Or I could just stop paying for the room I'm not actually sleeping in."
Are you going to tell her that or am I?
"Weren't you going to go to sleep?"
HAPPY HOUR
Specials: Anything non-alcoholic
Answer a question, get 10% off.
Yes, this is a free drink every ten questions.