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[mnt_raph]

*Raph comes in via the front door. He's carrying a duffle bag over his shoulder. Immediately he scans the crowd for Penny, until his eyes pass where the hole should be. The bag falls to the floor with a loud clatter*

Damn it! I'm too frickin' late!

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[mnt_raph]

Well, we do got a whole lotta dead people 'round here. Never hurts to ask, ya' know?

Yeah, but that don't change the outcome of the movie. Least not from where we were watchin' it as kids. Course, it ain't like we were normal kids, so the mileage may vary.

[never-mourned.livejournal.com]

Your point.

Normal's relative. What sort of kids were you, then?

[mnt_raph]

Kids of an anthropomorphic turtle type.
Oh, and highly trained assasins.

[never-mourned.livejournal.com]

That's not normal?

[mnt_raph]

*laughs out loud*

I frickin' wish!

[never-mourned.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* You're speaking with someone whose major influence in life was a Goat and is, according to some, a terrorist. It's sounds normal enough to me.

[mnt_raph]

Yeah well, that might be because my major influence in life is a Rat, and I'm an assasin.

I don't care what they say 'bout you. You're good people.

[never-mourned.livejournal.com]

*almost-smiles* Perhaps*

*looks startled* Thank you. I'm not sure if it's true, but...thank you. As, I think, are you.

[mnt_raph]

*replies to her startled look with a smirk*
Yeah, well, that's cause you don't know me yet.

[never-mourned.livejournal.com]

*smirks back* Then remedy that.

[mnt_raph]

*smirk turns into a smile*
Okay, but don't say I didn't warn ya'.

[never-mourned.livejournal.com]

I promise not to say you didn't warn me.

[mnt_raph]

wiseass.

[never-mourned.livejournal.com]

You're only noticing this now?

[mnt_raph]

Nah, just keepin' up with my official duties as "Stater of the Obvious"

[never-mourned.livejournal.com]

How did you get such an important title?

[mnt_raph]

It kinda found me, actually.
Right around the time that the redhatted bitch stole our bar.

[never-mourned.livejournal.com]

Horrors of horrors. Was a ransom note left?

[mnt_raph]

Nope. She just said somethin' 'bout the French Revolution.
Never seen someone pick up a whole bar before. Gotta admit, I'm kinda impressed.

[never-mourned.livejournal.com]

She just...picked it up. *skeptical*

[mnt_raph]

Yeah, was the damnedest thing I've ever seen.
She just walked in hefted it up and carried it out under her arm. Like it was a purse she'd forgotten.

[never-mourned.livejournal.com]

*dry* The poor bar.

[mnt_raph]

Oh don't sugarcoat it, tell us how you really feel.
*very very sarcastic*

[never-mourned.livejournal.com]

*similar tone* But then I wouldn't be the caring, compassionate person that all know me to be.

[mnt_raph]

*he laughs and just barely fights the urge to clap her on the shoulder like he would Casey*

True enough.