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Draco had spoken to Potter a while back, and Harry mentioned a secret. Something horrible and evil. One that's unspeakable and unforgiveable. Worse than Voldemort himself.

He steeled himself, and asked the Bar for some.

There was a note on a napkin, "Are you sure about this?"

"Yes, just give them already." He scooped up the materials. If you listened closely, you could almost hear the distant voices of cackling evil laughter, and piercingly shrill squees of delight.

He carefully placed them on a table, and ordered a drink. Just from what Harry had said before, he knew he would need it.

Mr. Malfoy was learning about the evil that is HP fandom. (Though luckily, he's being spared the truly mind numbingly worse of the lot, because that's too much for most muns, much less the pup.)

Shortly into reading, there's a loud cry, "URRRGHHHH! I don't even LIKE HIM! And WHY AM I PREGNANT??"

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Draco snorted at that, "Doesn't everybody?"

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"Wrong!" Mr. Universe says, brandishing a finger. "Objects move through spacetime, which is a great big happy combination of the two. Sort of. Not really. Work with me here. The spacetime continuum is what we in the biz like to call the general plane on which matter-- in layman's terms, stuff-- exists."

He really doesn't know as much about this kind of physics as he does about, say, robotics, but he's not about to let that stop him.

"So basically, I wanted to know if you could pull a rabbit ... out of a hat."

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Draco listened, and pretended like he understood any of it. Even though, he really didn't.

"Is that all? Just pull it out of a hat? Doesn't sound like much."

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"Well the hat's got to be empty first." He rolls his eyes. Duuuuh, Draco. "Even I can pull a rabbit out of a hat that already has a rabbit in it."

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Draco rolled his eyes, "Even that's not very hard. Can even do it with a hat that changes colors and sings if I wanted to."

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"Oh yeah?"

Mr. Universe's eyebrows arch like a n00b just told him they could get in and out of a government system without leaving a print.

"Let's see it."

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Draco got out his wand, and concentrated on conjuring a hat. Tricky to do, and it was advanced magic.

He just managed to conjure a simple top hat, that was bright lime green. So then he tried applying flashing colors charm and a singing charm. Well, the colors changed, but it was bright lurid colors, and the singing... sounded more like braying in tone.

He showed the hat as empty anyway, and then another spell whispered over the hat. And instead of pulling the bunny out, he just overturned the hat. A demon bunny popped out, and hissed at them, baring sharp teeth.

Well, Mr. Universe didn't specify what kind of bunny after all.